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Who Do You Love Most: BHW or Your Girlfriend/Wife?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by martin.hobok, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. martin.hobok

    martin.hobok Regular Member

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    Hey BHWs,



    I have been thinking to this for days now. Picture this:


    - i am staying on the bad with my girl friend near me and my laptop on my knees
    - my fiance always telling me something, but i do not know what, i cannot
    hear what she says
    - instead i have a big smile on my face reading a nice, good post on BHW of how to do stuff, posting when i really have something to say or to bring value to the forum, how someone succeeded in his business applying what he learned here and how he is really making money


    So, i started to think: who do i love most: my girlfriend or BHW?


    And i think i have an answer: i love BHW, i am completely devoted so, i think i am going to ask BHW marry me! Am i going to get a "YES"?


    I believe so because i think BHW already proposed and we ALL have already said YES.


    My marriage is excellent. How is yours?


    :) :) :)
     
  2. steelballs

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    You cannot compare BHW with a Woman

    The Impossible Is Possible ;)
     
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  3. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    This thread should have been posted in the lounge.....

    But to answer your question, bhw is a great place, but as steelballs said, there is no comparison. BHW cant lay down with me at night, cook me dinner, and most importantly, can not have my babies, or anything that leads up to having my babies, so really it's a no brainer :D
     
  4. weruncompanies

    weruncompanies Power Member

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    I don't think this forum is capable of making you a sandwich, cooking you dinner, cleaning your home, raising your kids, having your kids, keeping you company in person, etc.


    And Most Important..













    A woman will spend the money you make.. lol
     
  5. sajid_buriro

    sajid_buriro Regular Member

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    Offcourse BHW dude! 'cause i don't have either of them.... lol
     
  6. Beingakrant

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    There's no comparison between the two. Unless someone's girlfriend acts as an idiot, then he can once in a while avoid her and give more importance to BHW. :p
     
  7. sunseven

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    My girl is my bitch, but BHW is my ho.
     
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  8. Blakester

    Blakester Power Member

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    BHW > PS3 > Girl

    or

    BHW > Girl that plays PS3 (multiplayer) > Girl
     
  9. synfig

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    Attatchment to anything is a road to unhappiness - Confucious.

    And then I followed this advice and remained single with mah kamputer :p
     
  10. deepakmadhu

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    one day my wife said i am browsing BHW too much .. NOW i am single :)
     
  11. toptoptop

    toptoptop BANNED BANNED

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    You can't have sex with BHW.
     
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  12. silentthunder

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    Delf (eg. love yourself and you'll make more money and girls will love you).
     
  13. hameem

    hameem Elite Member

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    Are you 10 or 11 by any chance?
     
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  14. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    I think you need a better girlfriend.
     
  15. daisy447

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    I have only one BHW, but I can have many girlfriends :p
     
  16. david2222

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    i am sorry, but st***d question
     
  17. tashrif

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    The problem is you cant f*ck bhw or f*ck with bhw
     
  18. martin.hobok

    martin.hobok Regular Member

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    OK, i see some of you took my thread/words literally, but few of you (i think) saw the figurative "speech" from my thread.

    My thread wants to say that BHW is great and wanted to show my appreciation to the creators of this forum and to people who bring their own experience so we learn form it, i really cannot find such a huge source of information, inspiration, services, you name it, anywhere else.


    People that made money learning and applying what they read on BHW know what i mean.


    The comparation between a woman and BHW is not possible, only in a figurative way and to amuse the reader using guicy phrases ("my fiance always telling me something, but i do not know what, i cannot hear what she says").

    I love my girlfriend, we have been together for many, many years, we soon be getting married.


    Without my girlfriend my life would have been empty, thank God we are together, without BHW my wallet would have been less full :)


    Its interesting how words and copy make people react. People tend to take everything literally and make them react emotionally, to connect/compare everything to their own lives, experiences. Even myself doing that right now. Another thing to think of.


    Is this how large companies manipulate us with their campaigns? Of course...


    I think i learned something out from this thread and going to apply it for my next PPC campaign and squeeze page. Just kidding....or not?


    Hmmmm.....
     
  19. liquidglass

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    I'll answer it this way, hopefully there are other BHers experiencing the same thing.

    I love my wife the most ;)
    Why? Because from her point of view it doesn't matter what it takes to reach my monetary goals she supports it. Thus, perfect harmony.
     
  20. darkstar69

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    seems it's school vacation time.
    so much regarding the thread quality on BHW..
    how old are you?
    you're sure you even have a real girlfriend?
    this thread gives more the impression it's posted by a child who maximum has a sandbox girlfriend.
    it's really getting more and more ridiculous.
    anyway, have fun with your BHW wife and don't forget to post pics from your wedding.
    i'm sure youi'll find a classmate to marry you with BHW.
    to say how great BHW is for you you really used one of the childishst ways.
    and no, this thread shows not how large companies manipulate us, it's just another example how a useless thread can be created.
     
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