You don't have to go down the fake docs route if your business is legit. Should've gone down the UK route instead of US. Getting a paypal account with a UK company is easier in my experience. I know you want to move away from paypal but man clients just can't move on from paypal. As much as you hate it, they're the most preferred way of paying for most people online.No no.
The point is, Both PayPal and Stripe are not supported in my jurisdiction. Simple!
Also I don't wanna do anything like fake doc, stealth PayPal and all the BS.