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Where women came from..

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by lakim0, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. lakim0

    lakim0 BANNED BANNED

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    One day, after nearly an eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam dials up God and says; "Lord, I have a problem"

    - What's the problem, Adam? God replies.

    - Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy.

    - Why is that, Adam, comes the reply from the heavens.

    - Lord, I know that you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I'm lonely." "The sheep and I do not speak the same language.

    - Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a WOMAN for you

    - Forgive me, Lord, but what is a WOMAN?

    - This WOMAN will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you. Replies the heavenly voice.

    - Sounds great to me. says Adam.

    - She will be great, as is with all things I create, well except for the Platypus, but Adam..........

    - Yes Lord.

    - This is going to cost you.

    - How much will this WOMAN cost me Lord?" Adam replies.

    - She'll cost you your right arm,..... your right leg,..... an eye and an ear,... and........... your left testicle."

    Adam ponders this for some time. Then with a look of deep though and concern still etched on his face Adam says, "Ehhhh, what can I get for a rib?"

    And we all know the answer to that don't we?

    LMAO, I had to share this :D

    Girls, no offence ))
     
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  2. steelballs

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    OP Good laugh thanks...

    well would you adam and eve it...:p

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Adam_and_Eve
     
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  3. t5o1m

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    lol...this goes well with what I've been dealing with today with my wife..
     
  4. young player

    young player Regular Member

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    I never heard this before. Good one OP.
     
  5. trappstarr82

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    Ha, good one.