Where do you go if want some Lol

MadMaddy said:

BHW lounge !

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• Standing outside kindergartens giving sugar candy to toddlers just before bedtime
• Attending mass dressed in a burka
• Walking into random wedding ceremonies screaming "But what about me and the children? How could you!"
• Writing "Killroy was here" in 40 feet high letters in crop fields
• Writing letters to the Consumer Ombudsman or Consumer Affairs agencies complaining that my wife is faulty and substandard yet her family refuses to refund the money I paid for her
• Pretending to mouth something to people with a hearing aid
• Forward my phone number to the Russian embassy for weeks, and then leave desperate voice mails for my mother saying that I have been kidnapped by Russian mafia
• Forward my phone number to the Saudi embassy and then leave my phone number asking for a callback from major pork suppliers
• Stick 1986 photos of Chernobyl in front of random CCTV cameras
• Wrap raw eggs in Kinderegg paper and leave them in a shop
• Tie parked cars together by the trailer hitch with industrial strength chains
• Walk into a butcher shop and scream "You're a fucking butcher! That's what you are!"
• Trying to ram cars with "Princess on board" signs in Paris tunnels.
• Pour 200kg of gelatin powder in swimming pools of posh houses during the night
• Run up to an elderly posh lady out for dinner with her husband yelling "Mommy! Finally you found me. After all these years"
• Putting up signs with "Warning! Cable out of order. Do not use" on the inside doors of elevators
• Drop plastic dog turds in public swimming pools
• Sitting on the pier of a busy harbor with a VHF marine radio warning against icebergs.
• Wear a t-shirt with the text "I've got fucking Tourette, alright?" and then swear at random people