today I was at this social gathering and this girl asked me what I do (dont get jealous, she was ugly), I told her internet marketing and seo. she said "you guys are such assholes, whenever I dont pay my seo guy, he makes my site go down" anyway, she asked something that caught me off guard. It's a common question and I should have an answer prepared for it. she asked "how did you learn seo? did you take classes?" I said "no, there is no classes to take. I was working for this guy and he wanted me to seo his site, he told me either I would learn seo or get fired. so I bought some books and joined some online forums and just learned it." For some reason, this came out really unsexy. it's a true story, by the way. what is a better answer? she also said "you seem really new, how long have you been doing this?" is this a shit test? what is a good response to that?