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When Sex Is Just a Bad Idea

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by imfh, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. imfh

    imfh Junior Member

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    Okay, I found this article in aol personals and I had to chuckle. For a second I thought the writer was targeting teenagers, but for this sappy article to be in aol personals is a joke. As a 'mature' female, I know women can be a handful at times. I've done a couple of these myself and don't regret a thing :D

    Guys, I'm curious which of the 10 reasons below have you "benefitted" the most? Hopefully none of you are a victim of number 3 ;)

    Here are the 10 reasons when sex is a bad idea:

    1. Because he cheated on you. He's scum. He's the scum beneath the scum. But you're not. Why sink to his bottomless depths and lay down with another guy to get back at him. Will it really make you feel better? Not in the long run.

    2. To gain someone's love. The thinking here is, if you give him your goodies, he'll feel all warm and fuzzy about you, and escort you off into the sunset with him forever. Pump the brakes. If there's no guarantee he feels the same as you do before you have sex, there's even less of a guarantee he will after.

    3. You're doing it out of pity. Trying to boost some poor sap's self-esteem, eh? Hmm. How about a cupcake and a motivational tape instead? Be a cheerleader for this guy, but don't give him sex as a temporary solution for what's probably a much deeper problem.

    4. You dig his car. Really? You'll have sex with someone just to ride in a shiny, new-smelling ride? Let's think about the sense that makes.

    5. To get something. Someone once said: "Use what you got, to get what you want." Well, your body shouldn't apply here. Plenty of folks have earned fame, power, even the rent money without doing the deed. Plus, making this a habit kinda puts you in, uh, hooker territory.

    6. He bought dinner. And? You owe him a "Thank you," not a night of passion.

    7. You're drunk. Unless you're at home inebriated with someone you trust, this is wrong on so many different levels. Don't put yourself in danger and end up doing something you might not remember in the morning. You're best bet: Know your limitations when drinking around strangers.

    8. Your friends are doin' it. So you're on a double date and the accompanying couple are gettin' pretty hot and heavy. You've no obligation to follow them down that road. Follow your own path and enjoy your date without taking your clothes off.

    9. You crave attention. Trust us, the quick gratification isn't worth it. Even if you're lucky to have a good time, you'll feel even lonelier in the morning. Adopt a puppy instead.

    10. To be mean. Your best friend betrayed you, so you sex up the guy she's digging. Pretty low, and pretty dumb. If he bites, best believe he'll be laughing with his buddies about how he bagged two best friends. If he doesn't bite, your ego's a shattered mess. Spare everybody's feelings and find a new gal pal.
     
  2. easymlmpro

    easymlmpro Registered Member

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    I don't see "sex" and "bad idea" being very effective in the same sentence....unless it was "Not having sex is a bad idea".

    Guys?
     
  3. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    Number 1) Ex Cheated On Me, So I Ran Out And Got Laid :rolleyes:

    Number 7) Wow Alittle Bit Of Wild Turkey And I'm A Man Whore

    And Here A New One.....Because I Could :eek:

    I Was Bored And This Chick I Wasn't Interested In Was There And ....You Know :p

    I'm Sure We All Are Guilty Of These Things On Some Level, And All I Can Say Is I'm Working On It!!!
     
  4. scubaslick

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    1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.

    Never gave a shit about cars though, so never "benefitted" from that one since I always drive what's most comfortable and useful.

    1 was a blast for both of us because he was a dickwad and deserved the rumors that started the next day.
    2 well what can I say. It worked. We stayed together for 4 years.
    3 It was more of a "pick me up" after a tough break up. I needed something to take my mind off the ex. Damned if it didn't work a treat. We're still friends to this day. :)
    5 What she wanted was... well she definitely got it. About 8 times. :) Also still friends btw.
    6 Actually I cooked dinner. And I'm really fucking good at it. :)
    7 We both were. /shrug
    8 Yeah, ok, this one I'm ashamed of, but it was high school. I think everybody has at least one they regret.
    9 See #1. The attention was precisely what she wanted and got.
    10 Actually this wasn't to be mean to her friend for something her friend had done to her, it was to be mean to her for jacking up a very special occasion for ME. Once again, we both laughed about it and the bitch deserved it.

    Nice little poll there by the way. Brought back some good memories.

    :)
     
  5. BlackSmack

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    Having sex is a bad idea after you've eaten a pound of bad shellfish
     
  6. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    ........................................There Is Nothing I Can Say To This :confused:
     
  7. coreygeer

    coreygeer BANNED BANNED

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    Sex is only a bad idea when the other person wakes up to find out you're having sex with them ;)

    mwahahah
     
  8. tatsu

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    sex is only bad when you realize you didn't wear a condom, and you did not want her to get pregnant.
    otherwise, it is always good! :)
     
  9. liquidrage

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    Sex is a bad idea if you're in prison or jail. Other then that it's all good if it feels good.