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Whats your solution to pass a random drug test

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  1. positivenote

    positivenote Regular Member

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    What would you do if you decided to smoke weed to ease the moment of pain,but then with time had to deal with probation by cleaning up b4 probation starts.I got a good feeling im gonna get probation,but b4 i start it i want to get clean..and stay clean as long as i get probation.plz help me out.What would you use to clean up your system from weed only..?
     
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    Do a lot of running or something that make you sweat and drink a lot of water and quit smoking weed for sure and cigs if you do them. If you are overweight you will retain thc for longer. Probation test are watched with the probation officer standing over your shoulder watching you. I would suggest if you get probation that day advise the po you have smoked and you will not be doing it again either way you will get tested.
     
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    If you are in the US they will give you a month before they start testing.
     
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    positivenote Regular Member

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    Appreciate the advice you guys..i noticed i havent been doing much excercise so i will get back 2 it b4 its to late.I just dont know for sure if they will give me a month b4 i have to stepup 2 the plate and take a urine test.
     
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    Here's one: Don't Do Drugs.
     
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    If you notify the probation officer asap they will let you go. Most probations officers understand this and it looks bad on them if you fail not just you.
     
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    Washing Yourself Out - This entails drinking a lot of water or liquids and urinating several times before the test, then taking vitamin B-2 to add color back to the urine. Although this may lower the percentage of THC found in the urine by diluting it, it will not totally eliminate THC metabolites.

    Using Drug Screening Agents - Some companies sell various substances and herbal teas that are allegedly capable of "cleaning" the body's system of traces of marijuana. There is little evidence that any of them actually work. The catch is most of them have to be used over an extended period of time, during which the body will naturally eliminate THC from the system anyway.

    Tampering With the Test - This involves adding something to the urine to contaminate the sample. There are tales of using Visine, bleach, salt or detergent to urine, but these items are easily detected by the lab. Several commercial products are used as urine test adulterants, but none are 100% foolproof. And all of them can be detected by the laboratory, if a separate test is run for them.
    The Bottom Line

    If you are required to take a urine test on short notice for employment or other purposes and you have recently smoked marijuana, you are probably going to fail the test. This is particularly true if you are a regular or heavy pot smoker.
     
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    davids355 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    No way your getting read of it. If your planning to stop stop.
    Tell them that you smoked weed and they will understand.

    Otherwise you got to carry around a pot of someone else's piss and swap that for the test;) lol
     
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    Forget B2 just drink like 2 12ounces of apple juice its natural. Second fake urine and stuff you can not do the probation officer stands over your back there not that stupid.
     
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    True.
     
  11. MojoSoDope

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    Drink a shit ton of water with lime or 100% cranberry juice for 2 weeks.

    Smoke one..
     
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    squeeze lemon and drink it up. cranberry juice. some people drink vinegar as well. also exercise.
     
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    you can buy piss test kits online, tape the tube to your dick have the bag in your arm pit
     
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    Well stop ASAP, plus weed is really not that good for you in spite of what you think :)

    Dealing with the quantity you smoke each day, you can consider drinking a ton of milk if you are expecting a test soon.
     
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    This + exercise is the best way. However, be careful how much water you drink.

    Drinking too much water in a certain time period can kill you.
     
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    They used to have a product called the whizzinator, but I don't know if its around anymore. It was quite popular among government employees a few years back. But if you have a girlfriend, keep it hidden. She might want to play with it in your absence! LOL

    Check out Sweet Pee instead for a product solution. Just don't get a pregnant women to supply the urine. :D
     
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    BHW needs 2 know i been stressing around the clock even in my dreams to the point were i cant take it ,Im going to quit smoking and enjoy a healthy lifestyle,im going back to MMA.
     
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    I do not know what kind of test you are expecting, but here is a simple fact, without listening to all the tosh on here about drinking loads of water and going running. THC comes out in your fingernails and your hair, it takes over 6 months to get rid of. All the water and exercise in the world will not make it grow out of your hair or nails.
     
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    One way to get your sample not tested is.

    Everyone knows you initial the cup right?
    Well Write your last name besides initials.

    I am the piss guy for my unit in the army.
    now it goes through checks and if your sample makes it to the lab it will be thrown out as theres not suppose to be any identifying marks