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What's your best morning surprise?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by BlackSeng, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. BlackSeng

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    As the title says.

    Mine was yesterday. I woke up... and logged in to my affiliate network and BAM! $420 - automated income.

    It's my first time getting that kind of money in one day and I'm confident in making it happen again.


    Not bragging here or anything - my results is definitely still considered noobish. What's yours?
     
  2. TermsB

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    Hmm, that the twins were not just a dream. Does that count? :p
     
  3. BlackSeng

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    ?!?! You got laid by 2 twin sisters?!
     
  4. TermsB

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    Haha, no. I can't lie, just was the first thing that came to mind. :chairshot
     
  5. WizGizmo

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    My morning surprise is when I wake up after a hard night of drinking to find a great looking babe next to me with her hand in a rather precarious place on my body :)
     
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  6. Bastian

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    Morning head
     
  7. BlackSeng

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    Damn~ I hope that happens to me one day.
     
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    saturday
     
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    Best morning surprise is to wake up by a hot babe taking care of your morning glory with a nice blow job, finishing it off properly and let you keep sleeping then wakes you up an hour later with nice breakfast in bed say: "thank you for awesome night studd" and leaves.
     
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    haha dude stop telling us that story!!!
    lol, its getting old. FOR THE LAST TIME
    she was a transexual, and it was at the gay pride parade haha

    anyways mine is check my stats and seeing how much more i earned while sleeping then when i was awake ... :D
     
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  11. Crooker

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    I don't wake up till noon hehe.
     
  12. tygrus

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    Morning wood, put to good use. :D
     
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    LOL, it was when i realized.

    you can tell somebody "GET OUT" of your wooden home, you don't know where those people you told to get out are going. nor give a shit since you told them to get out?
    When somebody gets "murdered" and theyre not here (like when you told person to get out of your home) and don't know where theyre going, nor give a shit since you told them to get out? oh what? earth isn't their Home??

    the one's you told to leave from your wooden box, they left and you don't want to communicate with them.

    haha, you thought i wouldn't get god himself to tool you?
    spreadin their murder like a disease because it's a different kind of "left"(death)

    where did the dead go? their not here. they left. their gone? i can't commuinicate with them

    "oh yeah, i'm at home. blah blah is not with me and sometimes i cannot communicate with blah blah when blah blah is not with me"

    blah blah being PERSON.
    evidence.
    "death" is a different "not with me?" even though you know they left, just like they do from your wooden box (home) and those people were not there with you. and sometimes cannot communicate with whoever left your wooden box (home)

    ya ya buddy , i think you were taking joy/pride/self accomplishment in the killing. when obviously, that wooden box is their home too.
     
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    my best morning surprise is to see to my rickety old pc saying 'you plain stoopid bastard stop fingering my cunty keys all day long trying to earn money online - just get a REAL JOB will yaaa!!!'
     
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    A Pistol in front of my fore head.:D
     
  16. BlackSeng

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    omg... I LoLed at most of everyone's responses :pound:
     
  17. Spud Jr

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    I thought this was awesome.. I woke up the other morning to the craziest woman ever. She was like in her morning breath, which made me have dry heaves silently. "I hope we get to do that again.."

    The best thing about that is having a quick sense and feign alarm when I "realize" that I am going to be "late" for work..

    While I pretend to get ready and all, she is cooking me breakfast. She gets in her car and I go to my buddy's house who happens to live in a business district. So pulling into a parking garage, should she dare follow me is priceless. Play PS3 for 4 hours, drinking in my nice shirt and slacks. Preparing for yet another great morning surprise!
     
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    fucking like rabbits
     
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    Did this crazy woman happen to be your wife ?
     
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    dude.. That was ..... EPIC.

    Thankfully, no she was not.

    I can't stop grinning and chugging more beer! Ah the joys of 5:55 AM and working to make the world a better place.