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What's The Most Black Hat Thing You've Ever Done?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ManofBliss, Jun 22, 2010.

  1. ManofBliss

    ManofBliss Newbie

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    I would go first, but I honestly haven't done that much black hat stuff yet...

    But you that have, be proud, tell us how it's done, so to speak.
     
  2. geteasymoneynow

    geteasymoneynow Regular Member

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    looking at this thread was the most black hat thing I did!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Fwiffo

    Fwiffo Power Member

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    wearing a chicago white sox hat, oakland raiders hat, la kings hat, a san antonio spurs hat, and a really fancy top hat all in the same day was the most black hat thing I did!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. sdtopensied

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    I don't know if this is Blackhat or just juvenile, but either way it was incredibly satisfying.

    My last day on a previous job that I absolutely hated, I took all the paper trays out of the copiers and printers in my building and drew penises on random sheets throughout each stack -- penis bombing is the name I made up for it.

    I later found out that a few penis bombs showed up at a board meeting in a number of packets handed out to attendees. One of my least favorite people was presenting, which made it incredibly satisfying. I just wish I could have been in the room to see that person sweating and stammering.

    The thing is, I don't think they never figured out that the penises were drawn on the paper before their documents were printed. They went crazy trying to find out who drew penises on their reports.

    -SDT
     
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  5. eBusiness Sellers

    eBusiness Sellers BANNED BANNED

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  6. JuicyBlack

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    Blasted a competitor's website out of the SERPs and to kingdom-come with Xrummer ... but only because he/she/it threw the first stone.
     
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  7. talwin

    talwin Registered Member

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    This will sound horrible, but when I was in high school (back in 90s), I ordered a make money thing off tv called SMC. Basically you sell things out of catalogs. I tried selling it door to door myself, but after only 2 sales in at the end of the day I decided to try an easier, more productive route. So I went to Office Depot and bought some pens, money pouches, etc. and printed some pages off the catalogs on glossy paper to put together a bunch of fund raiser packets. I paid my younger cousin to recruit some neighborhood kids. I had them selling things for a made up little league baseball team. They made a cut, so it wasn't too bad I suppose, but let's be honest....paying them 20% of MY profit wasn't very nice. They were happy though. :::shrugs::



    I have to add this one. When I was 8 years old, my sister and I got some plastic bags and curling ribbon, and climbed pecan trees to fill the bags with. Pecan trees were everywhere in Perkins, Ok! We would pick the pecans, fill some bags with them, and decorate it (just tied the ribbon really) right in people's back yards. We then walked from their back yards to their front doors and sold them their own pecans for 1.00 a bag.
     
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  8. sdtopensied

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    Ha! A blackhat 8 year old! Picking up refuse from someone's back yard, walking to the front door and selling it to them. Nice!

    A guy I used to work with would recruit a few day laborers from Home Depot and set up a car wash for a fake church's fake event. He made a good bit of cash if I recall.

    -SDT

     
  9. paramblatron

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    Does that really work? Can you harm your competition by doing obvious blackhat seo for them?
     
  10. J0kerz

    J0kerz Supreme Member

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    If you know how to do it, of course yes.
     
  11. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    rang doorbells,
    and then ran...

    and on a school night, too.
     
  12. n8800

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    Took a shit in the middle of the street.
     
  13. zacatictac

    zacatictac Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    i killed a man
     
  14. WhoYoDaddy

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    I removed the "do not label from my mattress" :)
     
  15. CYBERTRON

    CYBERTRON Regular Member

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    Show off my butt hole to my 8th grade teacher.
     
  16. desigirl

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    Juvenile or blackhat, that was hilarious...you're one creative dude. :)