Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by khirad, Feb 24, 2012.
B. Have sex with Kim constantly for 5 years, start drinking the alcohol and continue to fuck her for another 3 years then shoot myself
Why the fuck is the "healthy 5 year old boy" grouped with the big black dildo...
What would be the point of having a big black dildo without a 5 year old boy?
Lol, I didn't read the groups line, so I thought it was just one item. I decided on Kim Kardashian.
Group C is nearly useless to me: I don't read books, don't smoke weed, don't like dogs, could never repair let alone fly a plane. Compare that to Kim Kardashian and a handgun - you could catch a wild boar and cook it on the BBQ while making babies with Kim Kardashian, and the best thing is, she dies of cancer after 5 years so you will not have to put up with her annoying voice after she gets old and ugly. Win win!!
I royally fail to see the use of a huge black dildo on a desert island. How the hell can you compare that to Kim K. Unless you're a gay pedo, having a 5 year old boy is next to useless but I suppose he could develop into a good friend for company as 20 years on that island is a long time. But still I would prefer to bang Kim K rather than play catch with coconuts on the beach or something. The big thing about group A is 10 million dollars and the knife, but 20 years is a long time to spend on an island, if you're 30 years old you would be 50 by the time your stay on the island ends. Surviving for 20 years is difficult and not a guarantee, so I discount that.
Kim K all the way. And if she won't put out you can at least ply her with alcohol to loosen her up a bit.
They are all reasonable choices. These types of "what would you choose" are supposed to have something that lures people into taking a completely unreasonable choice, simply due to guaranteed sex or money or guns. A and C are the most likely to survive the entire 20 years, but B still offers a fair chance to survive and actually enjoy your time on the island.
A) The boy would be strong enough and brave enough to be a great hunter within 10 years, so after the rough first 10 years, you would have the easy life because the kid would pretty much take care of you. Your natural caring instincts would help you do whatever it took to survive, and would make you do things you would normally be too afraid to do for the first 5 years because he is too young to fend for himself. The dildo would be used as bait for curious animals I would assume. You can rub fish guts all over it to attract animals into your traps.
B) 2 grown people are better than 1. It will make it easy to set up shelters and hunt, using Kim as bait for larger animals, then shooting them dead. Her passing on would be difficult, but the alcohol and an emo playlist would get you through it. From your time killing so many animals for food, you might even be accepting of the fact that everyone has to die sometime, and thats the circle of life.
C) The marijuana would best be saved for medicinal purposes, and I personally would choose to eat it, rather than smoke it. The books would help pass the time, and help keep your sanity, and would make good fire starting material as well as help protect you from the elements when stacked up. The crashed plane would make an excellent shelter and keep you 100% safe from basically any animals or rainfall. The dog would be great companionship and help you in your hunting, but as with Kim K, he would die before you leave the island, but the marijuana and books should help you through that.
All 3 choices are good. There is no loser. And that ruins the whole point of the game.
It would be hard to take care of a 5 year old boy for 10 years. He would be a weight on your shoulders, it's hard enough to get enough water and food for 1 person let alone 2 on your own.
The dildo could be used as bait but so can countless other objects. There's plenty of garbage washed up on desert islands.
If anything, I pick group B because even if you do end up dying on that desert island, at least you can say you banged Kim K.
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