people around me are very nosy. They ask you for info, but they are very secretive and dont give out info themselves. I am looking for something ridiculous to say when someone asks "what do you do?" so far I have come up with "I am a male escort" and "I am an unemployed loser" and "I collect cans from the garbage and sell them at them recycling place" Can you help me expand my list? what else can I say? responses should not be rude so "none of your business" will not work. should be polite but ridiculous.