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what to say when someone says "what do you do?"

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  1. nonai

    nonai Power Member

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    people around me are very nosy. They ask you for info, but they are very secretive and dont give out info themselves.

    I am looking for something ridiculous to say when someone asks "what do you do?"

    so far I have come up with "I am a male escort" and "I am an unemployed loser" and "I collect cans from the garbage and sell them at them recycling place"

    Can you help me expand my list? what else can I say?
    responses should not be rude so "none of your business" will not work. should be polite but ridiculous.
     
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    "i do you girlfriend"

    the best one i can think of. ;)
     
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    HerpDerpSlerp Power Member

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    How about: None of your concern?
     
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    Tell 'em you are a Freelance Sperm Donor :)
     
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    Wasn't this same thread posted last week?
     
  9. VoidITSolutions

    VoidITSolutions BANNED BANNED

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    Anyway,

    "I defend pedophiles in court"
     
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    Tim Ferris.. What we be doing bruh.. K.I.S.S. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID
    I am a drug dealer ninja
     
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    Haha I was gunna say "I work on your mum".

    Great minds and all tht...
     
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    Tell them 'what you do'
     
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    Tell them you do what they do :)
     
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    Mate say him "Nothing".
     
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