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What to say when someone asks your job?

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  1. rpkrocks

    rpkrocks Senior Member

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    It's simple but tricky question.;)

    Most people in my country think that if someone is not doing a job he's 'jobless/unemployed', well literally it's true but I'm not jobless.

    Even if I earn $ 10,000 per month, the same question will come again.


    If I tell those bunch of asses, they will ask me, show me the push button and if I don't, they get angry, what should I say?
     
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    I tell them the truth, Internet Marketer.
     
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    Tell them, I work for google
     
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    Internet Marketer, Freelancer, or any other type of term. You can always just tell them you own and run your own business. Make some business cards or something, so when they ask, just hand them that.
     
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    Coingrabber Regular Member

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    I wish I would have your problem dude! But make a living off the internet :p
     
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    If your working for yourself, you still have a job its just called being self-employed.
     
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    Digital Marketing Entrepreneur.

    Period!
     
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    Keep it simple and stupid, my favorite is: "I do websites"
     
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    Sure but then the second question will be :p My aunt didn't liked it, when i told her its not push button .
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    Telling that damages my relations :)
     
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    I just say im into marketing
     
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    Tell them this is your job.
     
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    Tell them you're Manifesting $$ using only your mind ;)
     
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    Self employed, freelancer, web designer are all things that people seem to understand and assign value to. Of course there are some people who are just never going to get it and trying to explain what you do to them is like banging your head against a wall.
     
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    "I mean I don't care about your life so don't ask me about anything please , Peace "
     
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    Eh, again the same question...
    It was answered probably hundred of times in the last few years.

    Don't tell them nothin'. Or just say that you have rich wife who is at the moment away and you are good.
     
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    Only pewep can do that! :D
     
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    Tell them your online company has been hired by IRS to check upon, and report people in your vicinity who are tax evaders to the IRS.... then stare at him/her and smile in a mysterious manner! :D


    The as$h0le won't be sleeping soundly for the next few weeks... bwahahwhahaha
     
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    Well In india ,you must know that its CBI or Income Tax Department not IRS.
     
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