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what to do in case you bump into a porn star in some bar?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pressrelease, Dec 17, 2016.

  1. pressrelease

    pressrelease Power Member

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    i am just curious, as its Sunday and i am thinking nothing but porn, even at seo forum.
     
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    Nothing, I like mines....tight. :)

    Not so sure a porn star would be good.
     
  3. PureHustle

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    Me: "Oh I should check BHW!"

    ** Sees your bizarre-ass thread


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    I will say "hi".
     
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    Elin Dotsya Junior Member

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    Umm... Bend at the knees, not at the waist?

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  6. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    I would hand them an even number of withered white roses.
     
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    charbel Senior Member

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    I'll ask her if i'm as charming as CEO SAM
     
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    who said the pornstar is a female
     
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  10. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Exactly, that's why I said "them" instead of "her" in my post.

    You never know! ;)
     
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    I personally would give him/her some constructive criticism (assuming I've seen some of their work since I can recognize the person) like:
    "hey you need to clean up your taint area a little bit"
    or
    "hey stop squealing like a pig all the time when you're gettin porked"
     
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    Ask her to shoot a vid.
     
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    You should go fap or something and get back to work.
     
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    It'd feel like a rock cause silicone
     
  15. ego_whore

    ego_whore Regular Member

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    I'd sing the Ballad of Chasey Lain by the Bloodhound Gang
     
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    I would say my name is matt cunts.
     
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    Pull up a video on my phone and start shouting "HEY IS THIS YOU? I LIKE YOUR TITS... WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS CHICK NAKED?"
     
  19. magnus99

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    Lol.... you should ignore
     
  20. The Scarlet Pimp

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    say "excuse me" (for bumping into them)