What to add to your linkedin headline?

You know these autists that add "blockchain evangelist" or "crypto innovator"? What can I realistically add (as a graphic designer) that would push me forward and make me beloved by all women?
And lets be real here. 90% of hiring managers and bosses are gonna be women. What can I write in my headline to make her go "omg i like HIM!"
And what picture should i use thats business casual but attractive to women?

Graphic Fucker
Graphician
Graphicinho
Master of Graphics
Graphix
Graphixonator
Mr. Graphic
You like my work, because I am the best

"I make your shitty ideas look sexy on a screen"

A short pitch for the services that you provide? Something like "I help x with y and z"