What should I name my eBook?

It seems that just about everyone is selling an eBook these days so I thought I'd sit down and write one. Here are the titles I have so far:

Blackhat Guide to Google?s BackDoor + Dominate Google from the Front (included)

eXtreem(ly) Long eBook that you will not finish reading about making Money Online.

How to Hack Google (and other ways you can send me money)

Don?t ask (Don?t tell) Guide to CPA Networks

Secret Guide to MySpace Guide to Marketing (Repackaged from 2006 version)

(Don?t tell your Friends) WhiteHat Manual to eWhoring

Dummies Guide: What?s a CPA? and other questions you can ask Forum Members

Dominate Finding eBooks to Post on Forums

Pleae Vote

Just name it "What should i name my ebook"

Thanks HaRRo!
I posted a poll so everyone can vote now LOL

how about Secrets of the Sanitarium

none of the above. they are too long. short and to the point is best.

CPA Cash Explosion is a classic example of a good name.

I called my ebook Adult Affiliate Assault. It is short, and has alliteration :>

Im guessing ure book is an ewhoring one.

How about:

Cash Underground Ninja Tactics. Has a great acronym.

That is actually a brilliant idea chachinga! everyone wants that

"be super internet ninja on social networks and collect the bank"

step by step method to zillion

1.Make profile to all networks you come up with
2.Prented to be ninja ( picture of ninja would be good)
3. start blackmailing people
4. collect the money from yout vigin island bank account
5.take a lifelong holiday

Theres ebooks for you o_0

wonder how ppl at DP would like that

How about "Blackhat Guide to giving it to Google in the BackDoor?"

i go with harro lol..

Backdoor Sluts 9.

Name it... ebook sucks...
u know i am joking lol!

The Quantum Recipe of Google's Backdoor
The Google Loophole Vortex
Inner Logic of SEO
The Mega Meta Blueprint
Dominate Google Application
Google Puzzle Revealed
The Google Case
The Wealthy Merman
The SECRET Goldrush
Online Income Almanac
The Pi Formula of Wealth
Search Engine Exploits
The Stealth Niche Formula
Social Media Domination
The Alchemist Millionaire
Transcendal CASH

Ultimate Money Maker Machine (The acronym is : Ummm)

I say you should use rhyme (aliteration or assonance) on your title and as a subtitle a good headline.

Gnat Blackhat: CIA NASA Psy-OPS Mkultra Secret Tatics To Own Google