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What is the worst pain you've ever experienced?

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  1. Sherbert Hoover

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    An acquaintance of mine from school recently committed suicide, mentioning persistent "cluster headaches" in his note. Another friend of mine was discharged from the hospital a few weeks back after dealing with some hellish-looking kidney stones. A couple years back, a buddy of mine who was finishing up his fourth tour in Iraq was hit hard by an IED, and had to drag himself to safety with a completely shattered leg. In his words: I was praying to whoever would listen to either die or let the shock set in. Nothing happened. Just pain.

    I've had a pretty sheltered life. Nothing worse (yet) than a direct shot of wasp spray to the eye, and a heavy suitcase falling onto an inflamed volar ganglion cyst on my wrist (I almost passed out from the pain).

    What kinda gay shit can you faggotrons come up with?
     
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    Reading your posts is a pain, second only to lose time in this forum
     
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    I am Optimus Faggotron. I've been shot once (stray bullet, lame) and that didn't even compare to the pain of an infected, abscessed tooth.
     
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    I broke my both of leg bones in the right leg after getting hit by a car. also appendix inflammation lol. and had like a cyst in my spine, that was pretty painful.

    or than that.... nothing really painful. fell of a motocross bike ones a shredded some skin through the motorbike-clothes, still got a good go pro shot tho lol.
     
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    Jeeze man, your buddy that got hit with the IED makes me feel like I don't know what real pain is.

    Wisdom tooth pain is pretty bad, especially after removal. I've had to do that twice.

    My mom says back pain is worse than giving birth. She had three kids so I believe her.

    I've experienced other types of pain but I don't want to gross anyone out. Or get trolled, because there are some serious assholes on this forum.
     
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    You're living a sheltered life? How about me? The worst pain I had was having my leg cramp up while having sex. LOL. I have yet to experience the cruelties of this world.
     
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    Ahhh dude it was one of the shittiest moments in my life. A cricket got stuck in my ear, while I was sleeping ... Imagine dat awful sound in your ear, I instantly got up and I thought WTF I'M LOSING MY HEARING it was really awful ... I went to the kitchen ... dunno why, instead of water I grabbed the milk from the fridge and splashed it in my ear. Tried it a couple of times and finally the cricket got out PHEWWW ! Thank god it got out, cuz I was going crazy.


     
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  9. Sherbert Hoover

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    Says the little bitch with the three-part "love" thread series, and this gem.
     
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    Severe lower back pain in high school (some issue with my spine), i wasn't able to stand up straight, i was lying in bed for a week and when i needed to go the bathroom, i went on all fours. I wasn't having too much fun on that week. lol
     
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    if you're serious that would've made me die
     
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    I gotta say kidney stones was my worse pain ever.
     
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    I broke a femur once. Had to stay in hospital for 6 weeks. That hurt a bit. Still got the pin they drilled through for traction. Sharp.

    I've knocked myself out trying to open a baby gate in the dark. Again, quite painful and embarrassing.

    Sometimes when I'm working and in full concentration I get stomach cramps til I find time for a good blast on the throne.
     
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    My jaw was broken in three places... that was painful.
     
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    Blue Balls is pretty painful
     
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    Ripped my foreskin divin into a dry twat. The pain was when I figured out she must not e been into me that much lol.
     
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    I once put on some thick work socks ready to do some yard work all day long, not realizing that a couple of Tide detergent pods had popped on them, soaked through, and dried up by thectime that I put them on. Well, once sweat started accumulating, the Tide detergent (which is corrosive) began spreading and soaking into my skin and making my feet mildly itchy...well then by that night the pain woke me up and it was excruciating. My feet were all red and peeling and burned like they were on fire. I grew up as a child in a very physically abusive home, so I know what pain is to be beaten and thrown down stairs and crap, but I'll tell you what, I never felt a pain like thise damn Tide pods corroding my feet!
     
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    Oh boy, do I know about that!

    The worst pain I had ever experienced came from a complication from my ganglion/myxoma surgery back in March.

    The pain was surreal and unlike anything I had ever experienced. I've been kicked in the testicles, had pepper-spray in my eyes, sprained my ankle and fell several feat on the same ankle in the same hour; but on a scale of 1-10, all of those are a "1" compared to that surgery complication.
     
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    Hello,

    I think that the intensity of the pain is not the subject here. It's about the duration and the repetition.

    I was kicked in the balls one time by a big son of bitch, but it's nothing compared to a headache.

    When you are kicked in the balls, you know who has kicked you, why you are kicked (more or less), you know you can be cured, you know pain will leave. It's a one time pain.

    For headaches, you don't know when pain comes, when it will leave, you don't know if you can cure it (and if you can cure it, it's with heavy drugs), you know it comes again and again, you have various sort of pain (striking pain, burning pain, ...). It's hell.