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What is the most stupid thing you have ever done?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Keedev, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. Keedev

    Keedev Regular Member

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    I think I reach my peak on stupidity.. Earlier this morning I was fixing a fan nut that dislodged.. I didn't think anything of it so I turned the fan on.. The suction from the fan tossed a droplet of superglue into my eye.. I managed to clean my eye with my contact solution/warm water and renew.. There is no irritation, so I think I will be okay..


    Just thought I would share this.. :eek:
     
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  2. justthinking

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    LOL. We all have moments like that.

    My shining moment was during a birthday party. All the adults were sitting out on the deck and just talking while the kids were running around.

    Since I had brought some liquor and beer, my buddy asked me to go get it and throw it in the fridge. I proceeded to walk to my truck, hit the open button on the key fob several times, but the doors would not unlock.

    I turned around and walked back to where everybody was. Of course, they asked where the liquor and beer was. I told them I had been having trouble with my key fob because the battery was getting low, so the doors wouldn't unlock. Of course, everybody had a great time at my expense when my wife chimes in 'Why don't you use the key?' Doh!!!

    I hadn't used the key in so long (if ever) it didn't even enter my mind.
     
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  3. detox1978

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    Last Thursday i wrote my car off by jump starting it the wrong way....

    I wouldn't have minded so much, but on Wednesday I'd just got a new exhaust fitted for £165... :zx11pisse
     
  4. oscarslater

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    don't know if this is true but it is stupid

    I heard of a guy who in the middle of the night had dry eyes so he went to put in eye refreshing drops, but instead because it was dark he unscrewed a bottle of tabasco sauce beside his bed and put them in his eyes....ouch!!!

    don't know if its true but if it is - pretty stupid

    os....
     
  5. raz777

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    2 years ago i was so drunk that i came home and sleep with my mom on her bed,
    in the middle of the night i was so thirsty and still drunk and it was dark so i send
    my hand to a glass with water that was on a commode near the bed and drink the water.

    ....on the morning i woke up and hear my mom screaming:
    " who drink my false teeth water? ".....lol she hold the glass with her false teeth on it but
    the water was missing.

    conclusion : DONT SLEEP WITH YOUR MOM WHEN YOU DRUNK!!!
     
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  7. luke82817

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    ate out a chick that had cream in her pussy
     
  8. bigtay

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    One time when I was about 18 after a night of partying, my roommate was sleeping on the couch. He woke up and walked to the fridge and pissed in it. When he first got up we were like "yeah he's going for another beer!" Then it was like, "hey what is he doing? NO! NOOOOO!"
     
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    getting married...just kidding! :)
     
  10. bobbylove321

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    The stupidest thing I've ever done was invest in the hyip market and expected $1,000,000 from a $30 investment.

    I'm still waiting for that million...
     
  11. SpellZ

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    The stupidest thing I've ever done is rent a place with my buddies for 3 nights, invite 11 girls over. Out of those 11 girls, 3 we didn't know that well... So they ended up robbing us, putting whipcream on our faces, pissing all over the floor, and stealing the TV.

    Hmm..

    FML?

    MostStupidestThingIveDone.Com ?
     
  12. YoungGuns

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    Me blowing up and trying to pop a balloon...in the cafeteria...BAD IDEA
    I couldn't get this thick balloon from the Chemistry lab to pop after several attempts.
    Then a girl across from me said, "Why don't you sit on it?"
    I was like good idea...WRONG
    Suddenly, BOOM
    It was A LOT louder than I thought it was going to be
    The whole cafeteria, around 300 people me guessing, falls completely silent and stares at me...my friend said that some girl screamed, but I was too mortified to notice it.
    I think the cafeteria started laughing and/or clapping...I don't really know for sure.
    I turn to my friend and said I'm getting ISS (in school suspension)
    A few minutes later, the principle figures out it was me and later sentences me to two days iss...not bad considered the minimum just for skipping is three.

    My friends have never let this go lol

    Yep, that was definitely the stupidest thing I've ever did.
     
  13. Barbacamanitu

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    You know those little orange and yellow plastic cars kids drive around? Well.... my little brother had one, and I decided to get a spray paint can, and fill up the "gas tank" with paint. I held it there for like 10 seconds, hoping some sort of flame would shoot out. Well, it exploded, along with my thumb. I looked down, and the skin was hanging off of my thumb. My mom ran out, because she thought I got shot. I had to spend the rest of the night in excruciating pain, with my hand in ice water, and on pain killers. Oh yeah, the worst part... it was Halloween, so I missed out on a lot of candy also.
     
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    Destroyed a $54,000 automobile by sneezing.
     
  15. Sanitarium

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    This one we all do: Put something in the garbage that should not go there and remember about it days later after it's out. Things like a new cell phone, money, jewelry or even a baby (good thing they cry, phew).
     
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    i've done a lot of stupid things, getting married was by far the most stupid thing i've ever done, though.
     
  17. godmonkee

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    My stupidest thing is... I was fixing a fridge freezer once and i had to put a new thermostat into it, whilst taking out the old one i had tested it just to check it, afterwards i had forgot to unplug it and stated unscrewing it then I grabbed to remove it only to discover it wasn't earthed, the shock was unbearable but I couldn't let go my friend who I was working with at the time had to whack me with a piece of wood to get me off, lets just say it hurt a bit. :D
     
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    Guess I was around 13 or so and decided I wanted to make some nunchucks.
    Took a thick handle handled broom stick cut it to the length I wanted. Was going to drill two holes in each stick one in each top and one in each side a couple inches below the top hole. Was using nylon cord to connect the two sticks.

    Drilled the top hole fine, didn't have a vice, so laid stick on my lap and the stick rolled ramming the drill through my pants into my groin area. Had the drill locked and watched as it continued to auger its way into my pants. The drill came loose from my hands and finally bogged down and I ripped the cord out of the wall socket.

    My friend hollered asking, "Are you alright". I answered him, "Hell I don't know but fixing to find out" as I unwound the drill from my pants and underwear. Ripped down my pants to find all the hair ripped from one side of my di*k and balls and bleeding nicely. Just took off a couple layers of skin.
    No I didn't drill a hole through anything. But took the longest time to heal. For when it got hard the scabs would bust open.

    Just one of my many stupid stunts as a young man.

    Next was taking a 100 ft drop into a rock quarry. Running jump to clear rocks as it sloped outwards to the water and almost drowning. All on a dare.
     
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  19. zigzag911

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    Well I have to say my life has been stupid shit the whole time and its hard to pin point which was the stupidest thing , And it was between being suspended at school for filling the teachers welding gloves with lube (or) the time that i sat in math class and read page 75 with everyone else for the entire class and then when the teacher said to answer the questions on page 75 and my book had no questions it still took me 20 min to figure out it was a social studies textbook (or) saying yes to some guy coked out of his mind, that wanted me to "film" a porn but really he just wanted to get in my car too try and steal it. The list would literally go on for sooo long i dunno if i'm accident pron or stupid shit just happens to me
     
  20. bavahz

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    This is really not stupid as it has data to backup but, using cayenne pepper to clear out eyes. plain pepper and distilled water will not harm your eyes.
    It will cause intense blood to the surface with lots of eye watering which will drive out slivers and other harmful dirt like metal bits.

    Cayenne has MANY benefits and if mass amounts are ingested during a heart attack could and has saved lives.It will also stop bleeding in cuts fast too.

    The really stupid thing was while skunk drunk trying to push start a car.
    I was in the one running. Nobody was in the other car
    A fair amount of recreational chemicals were involved too.
    That was over 35 years ago when I was the poster boy for partay animals.