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What is the best way to make $1000 offline?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by drkwrld, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. drkwrld

    drkwrld Regular Member

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    So yea what u guys think is the best way to make a 1k offline within a month. Illegal and legal ways i really dont give a shit.

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    Best friend surgery. So please be straight n this aint no joke for u jokers out there. Thanks.
     
  2. Conor

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    viralcurrencies Newbie

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    Selling dope
     
  4. DHSellerUK

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    Get a job.
     
  5. Twixx

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    Just work in a grocery store or something, I'm sure that you'll get above $1000 / month. :)
     
  6. ArtVandelay

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    Depending on your expenses, even a minimum wage job could get you there. Just put in as many hours as you can.
    If you have any skills (eg being a waiter at a restaurant, or being a salesman of cars, furniture, etc, doing some SEO or online reputation management services for offline businesses (online/offline hybrid method, so it doesn't strictly meet your qualifications), or providing some kind of services like car repair, tv repair, etc.
    But if you aren't into doing any of those, or the math doesn't work out for your circumstances, you could sell some possessions on eBay or craigslist (always good for some quick cash), or take the illegal route (not reccommended, because if you go to jail all of you work will be for nothing - you'll be in some real trouble and your friend will not get the money he needs) in selling drugs. If you're in a state or country (sounds like you're in USA, since healthcare sounds like it's not in the equation) where marijuana is legal, you could sell that legitimately. Partner with a grower, sell for a commission to college attendees and adults.
    You could also trade your car (if you have one) for a lower quality car+cash. Or rent your apartment/home to somebody and live with your family/friend. Ask for a good proportion up front and combine that with something mentioned above.

    But for $1,000 you could even be a sign holder outside a business. Put in enough hours and make your expenses low enough and it could work.

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    Art
     
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    lizzy101 Newbie

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    Depends on the skills you have/whether you have a website or not/whether you can offer services?
     
  8. cezar78

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    get a loan
     
  9. drkwrld

    drkwrld Regular Member

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    This is the situation. I have no job, try getting one but no luck as of yet. Im in the us, and things are pretty tought here right now, also i have a felony so thats a negative point for me as far as getting a job. I just started cpa only making $2 to $5 a day. Thats not gonna be much help, now my friend needs surgery done by the end of april. His family have some of the money but not all of it, i told my friend i was gonna get some money to help out.

    I cant get no loan, my credit is fucked up. I live in the projects so everyone here is broke. I dont wanna do anything illegal but if it comes down to it n have no other option i gives two shits. If is a life death situation of course. This my best friend we talking about, we went to middle school, high school together im pretty sure u guys will do same for ur best friend.

    Thank you for ur responses by the way. I think i should make this thread a journey what u guys think?
     
  10. Tony Barns

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    Won't the hospital still treat him under the Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act?
     
  11. ilovestocks

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    Maybe try something like a fund raiser. You could sell krispy kreme donuts in a parking lot, do car washes and etc. You might could try taking donations. Just tell people it's for a surgery and you need help.
     
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    sell crack, sell your body, rob old ladies.. if you don't want joke answers don't ask joke questions..