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What is the BEST revenge you have ever got?

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  1. skagenweb

    skagenweb BANNED BANNED

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    What are some things you have done to get ULTIMATE revenge at someone?

    Was it satisfying? Illegal? Gimme some ideas!
     
  2. facebookdude

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    The best revenge I got was this dude stole something so I broke his legs..

    Was so funny
     
  3. skagenweb

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    How did you break his legs? Did he press charges against you?
     
  4. facebookdude

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    OMG lol. I just lol'd thats the first time I have said 'lol' and actually meant it haha.

    It was a joke man. Don't do it lol
     
  5. tony-raymondo

    tony-raymondo Junior Member

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    the best revenge is to not care about getting revenge and move on
     
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  6. skagenweb

    skagenweb BANNED BANNED

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    An enemy attacking a loved one.
     
  7. theWombat

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    get his sister pregnant, then photograph yourself peeing into his orange juice, and mail him the photo...
     
  8. iglow

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    i love when guy comes to buy viagra and ends spending 400-500$ of commision to me and a bunch of drugs bought. guys making me 200$+ from sale happen often but usual is aroudn 100. 400-500 is a bonus but really nice
     
  9. alexaassassin

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    A Scorpio: On Revenge
    a dish best served later than expected and chilled to perfection.



    When my enemy is certain I'll do something horrible

    I do nothing.



    When my enemy is certain I'll do nothing at all

    I wait until he has forgotten completely and I can't be suspected.



    When certain my enemy will get punished by someone else

    I let someone else do my dirty work.



    When I deem my enemy ought to be punished personally "now"

    I remember all those who sacrificed themselves seeking revenge
    and allowed their enemy to beat them twice. What a shame.




    This is of course wisdom from my adult years.

    When I was a kid, two bigger kids used to steal my lunch at school - sandwich, pop, etc
    I got fed up and one night prepared a "special" lunch for my locker ( no lock unfortunately )
    and keep my real one in my schoolbag.

    I took a shit and wiped with the bread.
    I jacked off into the peanut butter & jelly.
    Of course, I drank 1/4 of the Pepsi, pissed in it and recapped it. ( Metal tops in those days )

    Ahhh ...yes ...it was about 1987 and the VHS video cameras were just getting popular.

    I had access to one and of course I recorded the whole thing and a special "message"
    proving that this would indeed be the stuff those guys would steal from me and eat
    and if they wanted to, they could keep it a secret or make a big deal out of it.

    I put a label on the VHS tape that said "Best of Playboy Video".

    I left it on the path where one of them walked home from school when I saw them coming.

    Later, I'm pretty sure he saw me cumming and never saw it comin'

    He missed the next two days of school.

    He had a really sad look in his eyes the next time he saw me.



    PS. Notice that I never asked them not to take my lunch again - didn't need to.








     
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  10. ryodimas

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    I think ''get ULTIMATE revenge at someone'' for me is forgiving him / her. Why? Because by let the hard feeling go away, we can move on and he / she can't see us dying. ^_^
     
  11. chowyoungfat

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    Revenge a lot of the time isn't worth it, it really depends on the situation though.
    You could torch their car or buy drugs and hide them in their house/car and tip off the police lol (joke)

    but the ultimate is...egg their house =O
     
  12. allenlikewo

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    just get some ideas from hollywood.

    the count of monte cristo, munich, hamlet, old boy, kill bill, man on fire, momento, gladiator, death wish, fist of fury (chinese connection in us), sleepers, thats thats comming to mind at the moment but you know theres tons more



    but on a serious note just catch him somewhere he feels safe like at work or in front of family or friends or at a restaurant or in church or at a traffic light and catch him off gaurd get him on the ground quickly (like pulling his chair out from underneath him) and just stomp the fucking shit of him. bring a couple people to help if you realy want to deliver the message

    or just shoot up his car/house

    those two things always do the trick (at least they did when i was younger)
     
  13. bymarcot

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    I`ve f***ed his wife and also done the leg thing
     
  14. vette09

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    best revenge I ever got was moving on with my life and being happy while they were stuck dwelling in the past wasting time being bitter and angry.
     
  15. The Scarlet Pimp

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    start my company and make more in a month than they do in a year.
    (also, staying out of the correctional center... unlike them)
     
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    severed horse head under the sheets.

    gets em every time. :)
     
  17. emperorniks

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    Ignore.
     
  18. skagenweb

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    Hahha some of these ideas are awesome!
     
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    I broke his house windows and ran away this is most funny thing i did with my emeny
     
  20. teague

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    You all sound like men. How about a woman's revenge? Here's mine.
    Had a boyfriend that continually treated me bad. His parents loved me. After we broke up I hand delivered a birthday present to his house, which was received by his mother. He refused to open it in front of them (I later learned). Good thing, it was a book "how to make love to a woman".