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What is the Absolute Quickest, Easiest, and Profitable Way to Make Money NOW!!??

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by choppa, Sep 16, 2009.

  1. choppa

    choppa Newbie

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    Well the Title Says it all, but what are the Majority of you doing to make the Fast Cash, something simple, something really Duplicatable... I have some Major Bills coming in soon and I need a way to make money Immediately anyone willing to take me under their Wing and show me how... I have been marketing online fulltime now for almost a Year, made a Few dollars here and there, but also spent alot of Money along the way as well... I'm about to the end of my Rope and need to really make something work and work Long Term if possible to. The only reason I say this is that I have some Experiance with the computer and marketing so I would be very Teachable.

    I hear E-whoring and CPA stuff is good but I know nothing about either one really. Help!

    Thanks to anyone that is willing to Help in some way.

    Chop
     
  2. keinehabe

    keinehabe Supreme Member

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    stealing :)

    working hard , and trying to be honest can't have any expectation to get '' fast and easy money '' :)
     
  3. nufaman

    nufaman Elite Member

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    *Yawn*

    Start reading... like most of us did
     
  4. gbmack

    gbmack Power Member

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    E-whoring
     
  5. redtide1969

    redtide1969 BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    It's funny, I was just thinking how sorely in need we are of more "what's the best way to make money" threads.

    and low and behold...more BHW server space used up


    Let the flaming commence...
     
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  6. Sm_Art

    Sm_Art Junior Member

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    LOOOOL :haha:
     
  7. crunch

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    best way for easy quick cash:
    1) set up wordpress blog on mesothelioma
    2) get ad sense account and deploy
    3)install tor
    4) click on your own ads

    bingo! just rember to keep ur earning below $500 a day, u dont want
    to raise any red flags.
     
  8. silentthunder

    silentthunder Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Put your title in the search box or a shorter version. Take the 3 best ideas. Then pick your favorite and do it! It may not be overnight (it might though) only thing is if you don't take action on it you'll be asking the same question next year. :cool:
     
  9. angelas111

    angelas111 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    go to a wig shop first. pick out a pretty wig. then, do the the nearest clothing store and buy a mini skirt and halter top. also, see if they sell those fake silicon titties. then go get some makeup. put all these on and go find your nearest street corner in the hood. blow jobs $50 and hand jobs $30.

    that's the fastest way i can think of.
     
  10. Silencer

    Silencer Senior Member

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    sell ebooks on DP

    now stop yapping please
     
  11. positivebunny

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    Type e-whore in the search box....then read threads about it. Quite simple.
     
  12. Spydr

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    Casino.

    $500 on black.
     
  13. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    Auction the thing behind you on ebay, that area where you have the most loose flesh.
     
  14. sk1ll

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    When are people going to learn;

    1. If there is an easy, duplicatable, scalable way to make money.. that person is not going to tell you how.

    2. No one will spoon feed you

    3. Everyone hates threads that ask how to make money fast

    4. Blackhat doesnt mean making large sums of money quickly.. it's a job just like any other.

    Did you ever see the movie where they advertise on suicidal people that are going to jump off of buildings? You attach a banner to your body and as your falling down it opens up and advertises for a company, then you die. I heard that is fast cash.
     
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  15. Debian

    Debian Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You forgot anal for $100.
     
  16. dgofat

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    read, read, read and most important take action!
     
  17. unknown00

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    ONLY IF U A FEM AND THE COST WILL BE...you know what time it is...
     
  18. angelas111

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    i figured anal would be a little too much for a noob on the first night!!! lol
     
  19. shadowfax

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    Lawn mowing ... the advantage is you will get cold hard cash within an hour

    :p
     
  20. Debian

    Debian Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Ah, just send em prepared with a gallon of vaseline. He'll be ok.