My son is 3 years old. He has this funny speech habit where he pronounces his S's like F's. So, he'll say he wants to put his foos on (shoes) etc. Tonight we went out to dinner with my parents, sister, niece and her boyfriend. After dinner they brought a handful of dum-dum suckers to the table. My niece and her boyfriend didn't realize that my son does this, and when he said "look at all those fuckers" they about died laughing. The laughter spread around the table because it really was funny. Then, my niece said something nice to my son and being the kind of mom that I am I whispered into his ear "Tell Jess 'don't suck up now" So he says Jessica! Don't Fuck UP! He repeated this about 10 times and got louder and louder each time. My sister and I had to get up because we were laughing so hard we about peed our pants. My mom wanted to crawl into a hole I think. I had to share...I doubt anyone cares, but that was the best laugh I've had in a LONG time! 3 year olds are the BEST!