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What happens when your S's sound like F's???

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bizzybee76, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. bizzybee76

    bizzybee76 Junior Member

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    My son is 3 years old. He has this funny speech habit where he pronounces his S's like F's. So, he'll say he wants to put his foos on (shoes) etc.

    Tonight we went out to dinner with my parents, sister, niece and her boyfriend. After dinner they brought a handful of dum-dum suckers to the table.

    My niece and her boyfriend didn't realize that my son does this, and when he said "look at all those fuckers" they about died laughing.

    The laughter spread around the table because it really was funny.

    Then, my niece said something nice to my son and being the kind of mom that I am I whispered into his ear "Tell Jess 'don't suck up now"

    So he says
    Jessica! Don't Fuck UP!
    He repeated this about 10 times and got louder and louder each time. My sister and I had to get up because we were laughing so hard we about peed our pants. My mom wanted to crawl into a hole I think.

    I had to share...I doubt anyone cares, but that was the best laugh I've had in a LONG time!

    3 year olds are the BEST!
     
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    SearchMaster BANNED BANNED

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    are we going to make money on this thread?Too many kids here trying to make BHW an entertainment forum.Move on!We need money to live:hmmmm2:
     
  3. fulcanelli

    fulcanelli Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Look at the Lounge topic. Who are you?
     
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  4. bizzybee76

    bizzybee76 Junior Member

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    What?

    First of all I'm not a fucking kid.

    Secondly...this is the LOUNGE!

    See that up top where it says "almost anything goes here"
     
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    Geetfaux Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Ignore him bro..if you look at his profile he's posted the same crap over & over. I reported it so hopefully a mod will deal with him!
     
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    Don't you mean Fecondly?
     
  7. bizzybee76

    bizzybee76 Junior Member

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    :biggthump

    LMAO!
     
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    HAHA!! that's sound hilarious, I had a speech problem way back when. I got fun of so much for it. it was still hilarious...

    Don't worry about searchmaster, hes a douche!
     
  9. AffGuy08

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    Lol that was sucking funny! :D .... opppssy i mean f*king funny :D

    fearchmaster - get a a life affhole!