Don't ask me why, its too long of a story... but, I own the domain name http://www%28dot%29spasticretard%28dot%29com.
If you really feel the need to monetize it then...
turn it into a video page. skaters and athletes falling and breaking bones. Or drunk college students being... spastic retards.
khdlkjsahdljkhdsa Make it a site where you upload a picture of a person ( your friend or enemy ) and get people to vote on his spastic retardness or not...
you owe me its massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!