What are some places to go on hoecation in Spain and Portugal?

Guys guys.. see it's fucking summer.
As a young man, what's gonna happen to me? Just sit around and not bang bang? Nada, that's not gonna happen this year.

Planning my travel to both these places on fuckation trip. I know about the Mallorca Strip and lad beaches so that's already on my Spain bucketlist.

Any suggestion on hoecation beaches in Algarve Portugal? Gotta hoe this summer.

Don't do that. I prefer paycation.

What do you want to catch illness?

Visit some exotic country like USA... and find an angel investor who is smart... and make business with him. Best vacations!

reaaski said:

Don't do that. I prefer paycation.

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Hmm you have a point.
But I have been working nonstop, no break since over 12 years now in this industry.

I gotta chillax an take things easy. Rome wasn't built in a day as they say, you know?

Of course I can always still paycation on hoecation. Already used to my nomadic lifestyle, but gotta do some more real sht seeing all these people flaunting everything on social media

speedie said:

Hmm you have a point.
But I have been working nonstop, no break since over 12 years now in this industry.

I gotta chillax an take things easy. Rome wasn't built in a day as they say, you know?

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So you built Rome? Wow, that's impressive. I'm sure there's a lot of queens in your empire now!

Last time I decided to chillout I went offline for 5 years, so... better blend things into each other.

I can't just chill cause I'd start maxing out chilling and so I'd chill too hard...

reaaski said:

I can't just chill cause I'd start maxing out chilling and so I'd chill too hard...

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That makes a difference. I know when to stop and actually not max out chilling. Some 3 to 5 days OK.

Well I am open to ideas ideas.

Benidorm.

Put your head down, and work. There is no hoesummer . If you want to have fun , clear your emails..

reaaski said:

What do you want to catch illness?

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Yolo.