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What a Way to Die

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by nam6641, May 3, 2010.

  1. nam6641

    nam6641 Supreme Member

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html


    A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

    Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

    The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

    Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
     
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  2. Hellfire

    Hellfire Regular Member

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    Well, it'll make one hell of a gravestone :D
     
  3. Deviance

    Deviance Regular Member

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    Moral of the story: Never pass out while still among your ''friends''.
     
  4. GreyWolf

    GreyWolf Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    I would have been totally fine living the rest of my life without ever hearing about that story. Now it's in my head and I'll have to remember about it sometimes.

    :)
     
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    CYBERTRON Regular Member

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    EEl be alright! hahahaha thats a good one!
     
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    boo blizzi Regular Member

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    that vid is hilarious and so apropos
     
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    ShiftySituation Power Member

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    I wonder how much they could get for the eel on ebay.
     
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    How did they even get a slimy slippery eel up his ass...Whoa don't even want to think about that one. Some one must of held it open while the others pushed it up.
     
  10. alexaassassin

    alexaassassin Registered Member

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    If Brass had questioned them
    he would have dug and dug
    until they cracked and admitted
    they were not really "friends".