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What A Blowjob Of A Day...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MoreMoneyMoreProblem, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

    MoreMoneyMoreProblem BANNED BANNED

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    So today has just been one of those blowjob type days... and not a good one at that. My conversions have been 1:9 instead of 1:6 which isn't really that bad but it does aggravate me. Anyways then my ex called and said she would pay me $10 to fix her tv so I was like alright. So I am almost to her house when I start hearing something like a can rattling. Ends up I threw a rod in my engine and I don't have any other transportation. This day is just getting worse as it goes on. Then my girlfriend tells me to cheer up and smile because it isn't that bad but it really is because this is my 5th car in less than 3 years. Cheer me up guys :( I know you can.
     
  2. matapples01

    matapples01 Regular Member

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    Continue to your ex's house, bang her, videotape it, create a lander cam site with the video and keep using CL for your 1:9 ratios to make some bank. Make lemonade my friend, make lemonade...
     
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  3. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

    MoreMoneyMoreProblem BANNED BANNED

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    Well I just figured out the alternator belt broke instead of a rod, thank god. Now I have to pitch out $50 to get it fixed within the next week. Why does the world have to revolve around money. Why can't leaves be worth anything? lol
     
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    a blowjob day with exgf :) ... I was thinking I`m only one perv from here :) welcome to the club lol .
     
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  5. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

    MoreMoneyMoreProblem BANNED BANNED

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    Nope there isn't anything between me and my ex... far from it. Got a girlfriend and shes amazing :) ha
     
  6. Akavir

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    I was under the impression from the title that you had a good day!
     
  7. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

    MoreMoneyMoreProblem BANNED BANNED

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    Now I have a fever of 100.7. See my day keeps getting worse and worse :(
     
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    HMm , hope you don't die today =/ looking pretty bad , maybeyou could ask BJ from your GF. The title was pretty like " BEST BJ TODAY " i went to my ex to fix tv .... :)

    Get well soon
     
  9. ramakazi

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    i thought you were going to link us to a 10 chick one guy orgy
     
  10. UNdefy

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    I too thought you were having a good day from the title. Even started hearing porno when she was like "I need you to fix the tv". I know I've heard that in a porno before. You probably threw yourself into a fever from being so angry at your situation. Just let it go and get paid.

    ~UNdefy
     
  11. ezcashplus

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    It is the power of thought friend. If you think negative it will bring negative. Just like if you stub your toe in the morning. It will ruin your entire day if you let it.

    My suggestion to you is stop doing everything and clear your mind out. Take some deep breaths and think about everything that makes you happy. Do you have the movie the secret? I will try to find a torrent of it and put it here.

    Watch it. All you have to do is get back in that positive mood.

    To try and help thought out, my conversions went from about 1:9 to 1:25 for the day. Your day could be worse. I promise.

    Just stay positive. Tomorrow will be here soon enough.

    EZ
     
  12. Sanitarium

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    If your pee pee still works it's a good day.
     
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    Wow, welcome to the club... today was an absolutely horrible day for me too :(
     
  14. corgi

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    Today, like all days, was a bad day for me too...

    I saw this woman I want to have sex with, but I can't just do that - because it would be rape, and I would go to jail.


    So I just jackoff to online porn.
     
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    :confused: Ummm... It gets better corgi. Hang in there and don't hurt yourself.

    MoreMoneyMoreProblems....

    BJ = Good. Even When it's bad.

    Car Problems = Bad. Even When it's good.

    ezcashplus advice = good.

    Smell ya later. ;)


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    R.I.P. Madinaz
     
  16. poisonsembrace

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    Sounds like you need a new johnson rod for that car and all will be good.
     
  17. Philly

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    my first thought was to haggle the ex for $20 bucks and a sandwich rather than 10 bucks, then finagle it into a blowjob day? Why make lemonade with lemons when u can have your coconuts squeezed til they make milk?
     
  18. promoi

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    bj does not always = good (prison rape)
     
  19. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

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    Example -
    Harold and Kumar "Are you ready for a cock meat sandwhich"
     
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