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Whack my Boss!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by xneilx, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. xneilx

    xneilx Newbie

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    I want to whack my boss and his email. Can you guys give me sites where I can submit his email addy so that his email will be clogged? Opt-ins with no confirmation emails required will be great. Thanks in advance.
     
  2. Sanitarium

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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    In your mind.
    Send him a pic of your penis with his wife's name on it,
    THAT WILL SHOW HIM.
     
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  3. V.Salt

    V.Salt Registered Member

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    omg I got better!! create him an account on a gay forum then make a decent post with his email so that everyone can contact him and tell them he's a designer who travels a lot!!!

    Get the biggest forum there is!!!

    Then let him enjoy the love :spank:
     
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  4. gregstereo

    gregstereo Elite Member

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    Get a pumpkin. Make it into a jack-o-lantern. Stick a knife in the side of the pumpkinhead. Tape a note on the pumpkin that says "YOU". Leave it on his doorstep, ring the doorbell and run.

    /stuart smalley FTW
     
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  5. yarjar

    yarjar Junior Member

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    You are one of my favorite posters on BHW. Just thought I'd let ya know.
     
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  6. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    post his addy to a dozen usenet groups.
    spam spam spam spam
     
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  7. jimbo2087

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    If you REALLY want to get him...

    Get a few photos of him (from facebook or somthing) and create accounts on an adult network like pornhub. Load the normal photos up along with ones of a similar sized naked body with no head, plus a few small cock pics. Make the profile look legit.

    Get shit loads of friends and write loads of really gay stuff.

    Take a load of screenshots of the profile page when it looks really fucking gay.

    Then get and email list of everyone in your office, all your contacts, suppliers etc, and anoymously email everyone the screenshots and a link (if u can click on that stuff at work.)

    Congratulations you have just dominated your boss!
     
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  8. Zakk-

    Zakk- Junior Member

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    I thought that was a Deep Thought with Jack Handey?
     
  9. gregstereo

    gregstereo Elite Member

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    Aw, snap! You sir are correct.
     
  10. darkmobius

    darkmobius Regular Member

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    just post his contact info on CL, let others do the work for you (as in the people looking for him will contact him based on listed info)
     
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  11. Bostoncab

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    Ya putting his phone number and email on CL will definitely work.. someone did it to me once.

    Also you really can't beat Religious opt ins. Im feeling your boss needs to learn of the book of Mormon and the church of ladder day saints. Local mosques need to hear from the man and he needs to hear from them!

    Also who couldn't use a bit of Scientology in their lives? Call down to your local temple and have him signed up for a theta wave test. You need to find people concerned for his well being and the more information you have about him and his "problems" the more I am sure they will try to reach back out to him? Message clear here?
     
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  12. unknown00

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    create a gmail account.. use it to subscribe to all kinda nasty shit then setup your gmail account to forward mail to him.
     
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  13. JuicyBlack

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    meh.. Send him a flaming bag of poop..... problem solved.
     
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  14. alexaassassin

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    I know "a guy" who knows "this fella" who in 8th grade
    made and put up a few posters ( in malls, barbers, etc. )
    and an ad in the local buy sell & trade and did this to
    his teacher:

    ===========

    WANTED: YOUR USED TIRES ON ( DATE )
    Paying up to $40 For Car tires, any condition.
    Recycling the rubber for an insulating project.

    Take tires to ( Address ). If not home, leave
    tires on front lawn and contact next door
    neighbor at (Address ) who has cash for you.

    Also accepting donations. Got used tires you
    want to get out of your garage? I need 'em!

    ==========

    We knew he'd be in school since he was a teacher.
    After school on T-DAY, he had about 100 tires on
    his lawn that he had to pay to get rid of. lol

    And I'm sure his neighbor loved him.
     
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  15. stopnstare

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    When I was in Salt Lake, UT I took a tour of the main church of Morman and wrote the name address and phone # of all the people I did not like on the registry for people seeking more information at the end of the tour. :D
     
  16. bgucor

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    method 1
    1. get an egg
    2. make a hole using a needle
    3. leave it for 2 weeks to make it smell shit
    4. throw it at his carseat/ office or wherever u want

    method 2
    1. put stones or potatoes in his car's gas pipe and push it with a stick.

    PAWNED!
     
  17. futuremills

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    these are all great but use at your own risk..inside edition did a piece on this stuff and ppl where getting thrown in jail
     
  18. nightmarer

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    I reckon the first replied is a good one (send a picture with a pennis and put his wife name on it). Other is create gmail account and opt in to many porn gay sites are the good one. Redirect to his email using proxy to avoid caught by law.

    Other suggestins are highly risk. If you put potato or stone into his car's gas pipe - you may end into a jail.

    If you are live in some country that people able to have 'black magic' power, you can ask them to send a snake or scorpion to bite his ass or pennis. Or send 'a scary ghost' in the night to his bed - scary him to dead. ..Auww......:eek:
     
  19. topsytips

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    I agree with this...you need to think of the potential consequences of your actions.

    If you must do something negative then I think you'd be better doing something internet based but make sure you use proxies.

    I've always maintained that success is the greatest form of revenge...why not try some positive action and get yourself a new job or start making some decent IM money and buy a dream car that will have him drooling with envy??

    Sometimes, longer term strategies are better than a quick fix! ;)
     
  20. keverone

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    there was this program i used to get even with my sister one time for being the bitch that she is, it auto signed her email up to 200 porn sites, filled up and locked her account.

    Then write an anonymous letter to the human resources department expressing concern that your boss is spending way too much time looking at porn on his computer.

    Just for good measure, every time he is about to leave is office, call his phone...

    Oh I for got, to top it off, send a letter of termination of pension to the oldest employee at your company "from your boss". of course this is after the penis pic idea above... lol at that!!!