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Well Slap My Tits And Call Me Shirley : A Generator

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Asif WILSON Khan, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    First one out of the bucket: Something tells me I'm going to use this for the rest of my life

    Well stuff my father and call me uncle
     
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    Uh. Really? We're supposed to "<verb> my <noun> and <describe, refer to or hail> me <a non-sequitor, preferably humorous noun>"

    Like "Diddle my bung hole, and ..."
    Truthfully, I can't think of anything I would want to be called, referred to or hailed as after someone diddled my bung hole. In fact, I think I'd rather just pull up my pants & underwear and leave quickly, and never mention the event ever again, for the rest of my life. But it was a good start, right?

    How about
    "Shag my wife and call me jealous."
    Huh? I guess that doesn't make much sense, because if I'm going to be jealous, then why would I allow someone to shag my wife in the 1st place (if I had one).

    Okay, let's try another:
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    Hmm.

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    uh.

    "Pork my sausage and call me barbeque? I don't know why, but porking my sausage seems pretty funny to me. Just evokes a lot of Freudian images clashing around. The barbeque part was just because I like barbeque.

    hey, OP. I like you and all, but this thread kind of sucks.
     
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    As always Nigel, thank you for your honest assessment.
     
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