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Well i think im screwed guys

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by social engineer, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. social engineer

    social engineer Regular Member

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    bird coming around friday night and staying the night, and girlfriend coming around for a meal on lunchtime saturday.

    this bird could make a porn star blush

    the girlfriend is a virgin (i thought at 22 i would of finished cherry popping but this girl lived in qatar for the last 6 years) so didnt get any out there and well to be frank is a bit dippy (il lose interest in her when i take her v plates like i usally do)

    how do i kick the bird out early saturday morning though! think im screwed!
     
  2. csfuk

    csfuk Regular Member

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    Get a hotel room for the night and you will not need to kick anyone out :)
     
  3. KlaAz0r

    KlaAz0r BANNED BANNED

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    wtf I understand around 50% of this


    what I would do?


    threesome
     
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  4. hennessy

    hennessy Registered Member

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    Keep the bird, lose the girlfriend. Obvious choice.
     
  5. csfuk

    csfuk Regular Member

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    3some sound nice but he said the girlfriend is not that friendly even for regular :)
     
  6. domainmadness

    domainmadness Senior Member

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    3some FTW obviously!
     
  7. pisco

    pisco Regular Member

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    Just say you have to go somewhere for the rest of day, assuming she won't say at your house doing nothing, you can just return in time for GF.
     
  8. t0mmy

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    say that you have to work early they you have to do some overtime? easy lol
     
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    edgematch Elite Member

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    Give the bird a seo book on the sat morning and she can run away screaming...
     
  10. HaXXor

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    Done this loads of times, it's easy.

    Just tell the first one you have to be out early in the morning for XYZ.

    Then tell the second one you might be late for lunch time appointment.

    That way you can bring it forward if needed but have extra room if the first one lingers. Job done.

    But make sure you clean up good and get rid of the stank.
     
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    Danny1111 Elite Member

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    stupid thread

    dump the virgin that will be boring as all hell
     
  12. KlaAz0r

    KlaAz0r BANNED BANNED

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    patients my friend
     
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  13. social engineer

    social engineer Regular Member

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    im an egotist remember we all remember our first times, even when they are old and grey they will still remember the guy they had there first time with
     
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    tony-raymondo Junior Member

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    Photos. Or, streaming webcam URL. Or gtfo.