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Wedding Picture Gone Bad - ooooh No!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by cypionate, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. cypionate

    cypionate Power Member

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    I just hope if you were ever married your wedding day didn't look like this. You would need to pop a whole truckload of Dom Pérignon to take this sexy hot chick back to the hotel... o_O

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  2. thxflash

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    Damn, now that's some nice lovin'. And is that a hermaphrodite on the left?
     
  3. blindgrdn

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    I wouldn't want to carry her over _any_ treshold ^^
     
  4. thxflash

    thxflash Power Member

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    I dont think you could lol. Maybe with a forklift...maybe...
     
  5. dumdum4gumgum

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    Dumdum4gumgum is getting hungry Roooollllllsss yuuummmmm Barff!!!! that guy gives all us soldiers a bad name lol
    A real soldier wife MINE lol thought id share lol be easy now

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  6. thxflash

    thxflash Power Member

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    Aren't you glad that she doesn't weigh 12 tons? That would be the worst sex ever. "Hey let me be on top this time", "Ahhhh......(silence)" The funeral will be next week, cause of death, crushed by a large, food gobbling object.
     
  7. ty180sx

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    they don't need a bed. she can be it.
    but... as long as they are a happy couple they will do just fine ;)
     
  8. sk1ll

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    lol He's not a solider.. take a look at the medals.. never left the states...

    by the looks of it, he just got out of bootcamp
     
  9. jurums

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    He fell in love with IT the first time he saw IT.
    They lived happily ever after until IT did`nt have nothing to eat so bb marriage bb army boy :DDD :cupid1:
    No but for real where did you get this picture... I will probably have nightmares or something tonight...
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  10. amnesia623

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    We all be thankful that this guy took her "off the market".

    He is a true hero in my book.
     
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  11. Sanitarium

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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    i'd hit it
     
  12. dumdum4gumgum

    dumdum4gumgum Power Member

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    lol the real question is how can we make money with this? Sell each pound and give a certifcate of authantisty Be like $1000 maybe?(ya i know i cant spell lol)
     
  13. voidale

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    I bet that he is not happy(TheGuy), she beats him!! LOL
     
  14. dumdum4gumgum

    dumdum4gumgum Power Member

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    Is sitting on someone beating them??
     
  15. blindgrdn

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    depends on where she's sitting...
     
  16. thxflash

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    Well even better sell 10 pounds @ 1$ and still earn a few 100k. :)
     
  17. gutscher

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    now you know why he join the army so he can get away
     
  18. banghead

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    no prob!Just poke yourself in the eyes and grab a bottle of gooood ooool' Jack-bitch ....or whatever that is, can't be as much ugly as you can be drunk!

    Congratulations!
     
  19. XrayMan

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    We could sell the yeast for sourdough bread. That big moma has got to be kicking out 5lbs of yeast everyday.
     
  20. Enduro

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    Wtf.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!