1. This website uses cookies to improve service and provide a tailored user experience. By using this site, you agree to this use. See our Cookie Policy.
    Dismiss Notice

Ways to f**k up someone's life / make their life a living hell?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dotthei, Aug 25, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. ~ Black ~

    ~ Black ~ Registered Member

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2009
    Messages:
    95
    Likes Received:
    41
    OMG that's fuckin' cruel.... I feel sad for him... :(

    BTW What about uploading some tagged videos to megaporn? :D
     
  2. pewep

    pewep Power Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2008
    Messages:
    694
    Likes Received:
    3,102
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Yogi-In-Training
    Location:
    U.S.
    Why you should forgive him and move on:

    Listen dotthei, I want you to pay special attention to this post. I had a roommate who I thought was my "friend" because he acted nice, etc... You know how snakes in the grass love to blend in. Well basically at the time I was being a dumbass and I grew illegal ****************s in my college dorm purely for personal consumption.

    I had a very rude shock when I saw 7 big BURLY police officers barge into my room exactly on April 1st 2009. Keep in mind this is a high level felony in my state. I had never done anything to harm the guy and I thought we had a good relationship but that evening, I learned that some people are just bad. Plain and simple, they just are not good. They thrive on others' misery. If you really think about it, they are probably the most miserable humans in existence which is why they behave in that manner in the first place.

    I don't really know what you believe in and neither does it matter but I can say from the bottom of my heart and soul that night divine mercy was on my side because the cops decided to leave this crazy kid alone instead of take me down to the station. They of course had to arrest me 20 days later (420 lol) and I willingly came in but believe me, my case has gone 100X...fucking 1,000,000X better than I ever dreamed of.

    You know what, it was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life but I decided to not take revenge even though I had a veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good opportunity to hurt him. I mean really permanently hurt him. I just let it go. Plus it would have been dumb (I would have been the first suspect, etc...). But you know what, I know I'll lead a better life than he will thanks to this forum and meeting all kinds of great IM people and I just have grown an internal drive for success that I didn't really have before.

    Let me drive the point into you further. Shortly after being caught, I first off got kicked out of school despite being in the honors program with a 4.0. My "gf" cheated on me and dumped me and I was homeless, etc... (I've mentioned this before). Yes, he was the cause of this but today if I saw the guy I'd just hold my nose high in the sky and not even acknowledge his existence.

    If I can get over something like that, so can you. Move on, you're better than that. We all have had to pay the price and learn the lessons.

    Anyway, good luck with all that stuff and I hope time mends you.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 7
  3. betster77

    betster77 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2009
    Messages:
    246
    Likes Received:
    238
    get him drunk... hide his keys.... offer him a ride home.... drive by the worst part of town and tell him how you just remembered how he hits on your girlfriend, and he can just fucking walk home. and throw him out of the car... let destiny decide...

    Edit: actually thats pretty evil.. o_O just kick his ass and get it over with
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2009
  4. Sinces

    Sinces Newbie

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    23
    Likes Received:
    1
    Is your boss per chance in charge of some kind of company that sends people "please reply" etc. mail?

    Here's a fun prank my friend used...

    Somehow or another, my friend kept getting these out-of-country-based gambling website letters via snail-mail weekly, and it was both annoying and embarrassing for him. However, he noticed something interesting:
    Each of these letters came with a postage-approved "send-back" envelope.
    He then collected as many of these envelopes as he could.
    When he had a good 30-35 envelopes, he filled them all with the smallest and heaviest rocks he could find, and sent them all to the gambling site thing, which cost them something like 70+ dollars in shipping, and they didn't send anything after that xD

    Anyways, no idea if that is legal, so be careful.
     
  5. sherbert

    sherbert Registered Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    70
    Likes Received:
    24
    Location:
    UK
    Sinces's post reminds me of what happened here in the uk with a book club. First they get you with a very cheap offer then every month send you thru books you dont want and no matter you sent them back using the freepost postal sticker they still kept coming. Then someone had an idea and it spread really fast. They always sent you a sticker to put one parcel to return them for free son people got imaginative and wrapped up all their babies usd nappies (diapers) and sent them, then people stated wrapping up their old washing machines and garbage, it must have cost them a fortune in postage...very soon they changed their policy..People Power!
     
  6. sherbert

    sherbert Registered Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    70
    Likes Received:
    24
    Location:
    UK
    Sinces's post reminds me of what happened here in the uk with a book club. First they get you with a very cheap offer then every month send you thru books you dont want and no matter you sent them back using the freepost postal sticker they still kept coming. Then someone had an idea and it spread really fast. They always sent you a sticker to put one parcel to return them for free son people got imaginative and wrapped up all their babies usd nappies (diapers) and sent them, then people stated wrapping up their old washing machines and garbage, it must have cost them a fortune in postage...very soon they changed their policy..People Power!
     
  7. sherbert

    sherbert Registered Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    70
    Likes Received:
    24
    Location:
    UK
    Sinces's post reminds me of what happened here in the uk with a book club. First they get you with a very cheap offer then every month send you thru books you dont want and no matter you sent them back using the freepost postal sticker they still kept coming. Then someone had an idea and it spread really fast. They always sent you a sticker to put one parcel to return them for free son people got imaginative and wrapped up all their babies usd nappies (diapers) and sent them, then people stated wrapping up their old washing machines and garbage, it must have cost them a fortune in postage...very soon they changed their policy..People Power!
     
  8. mr4army

    mr4army Regular Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2008
    Messages:
    459
    Likes Received:
    80
    put some phone numbers up on craiglist
    put super glue on his door handle
    do the first one with his addrease
    send him a virus
    fuck up his whole computer

    there you go try some of them
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  9. neo

    neo Power Member

    Joined:
    May 5, 2007
    Messages:
    579
    Likes Received:
    419
    Why don't you go straight to his office/home and tell him that he is the biggest ass hole you have ever met and he can suck your dick in front of all his subordinates/his family.

    You will get over the revenge thing from your mind and the dude will never have the balls to do the same to anyone else in future.
     
  10. raz777

    raz777 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2008
    Messages:
    292
    Likes Received:
    121
    Location:
    in the Bathroom
    If he is a dwarf put his car keys above his refrigerator
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  11. stevesdata

    stevesdata Regular Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2008
    Messages:
    357
    Likes Received:
    140
    Location:
    Next to Chuck Norris
    This is very true I once wanted to KILL an ex-boss of mine to the point where I had to hide from him because I was worried I would tear him limb from limb if I ever saw him again. I am not a violent person but he f^&ked me over so badly it still makes me feel like vomiting.

    I am now fairly confident I probably earn a sh1t load more money than him or will do soon where as if I had followed through with revenge ideas it could have led to bad kharma (you have to believe in this to some extent otherwise there is no reason to be a good person IMHO). I am now doing pretty well for myself (atm anyway) and thinks are looking very very bright.

    Sometimes spending your time doing negative sh1t is a bad option. Use him as motivation for yourself. That is what I have done and in 10 years I want to contact him and tell him because he was such a raging knob goblin I decided never to work for anyone else ever again and used him as motivation. I may even buy him a very expensive bottle of champagne if everything pans out.

    It seriously does motivate me...

    Rant over.

    :)
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  12. mechasheba

    mechasheba Junior Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2009
    Messages:
    107
    Likes Received:
    52
    Turn your weakness into a strength, brother. Revenge hurts only you... turn that anger energy into positive sh*t for yourself. Think of it...he is still getting the best of you by winning your attention in this way... he has power over you and your feelings. Flick him off like a bug.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 3
  13. stick777

    stick777 Registered Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2009
    Messages:
    64
    Likes Received:
    29
    I wouldn't waste your time on negative energy. It can drain you mentally and emotionally. Karma has a funny way of catching up with people, he'll get his one day.
    Let it go and spend your time on positive projects.
    Revenge can consume you and in the end it'll just prove that you are as big of a dick as he is.
    Just my 2 cents
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  14. FreeTheTV

    FreeTheTV BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2009
    Messages:
    561
    Likes Received:
    1,198
    Cut off his arms and legs. That would fuck up his life for quite some time, no?
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  15. Permat

    Permat Newbie

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2009
    Messages:
    16
    Likes Received:
    4
    Just publish his phone number on a gay community. Like "Hey man call me for xxx i will give you bj too just say that when you call me:) *Phone number*" or like that:rock:
     
  16. thesyndicate

    thesyndicate Regular Member

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2008
    Messages:
    395
    Likes Received:
    75
    Use a small needle and make marks in his car spelling FUCKER or what ever in a few weeks and with some rain the word FUCKER will come out on his car in brown.

    Put any tube with gas to his cars back pipe with a wire when it get hot it will say BANG and scare the shit out of him or he die from a car crash.
     
  17. DrJekyll

    DrJekyll Senior Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2007
    Messages:
    831
    Likes Received:
    697
    Location:
    1-9 for your Keyword goodluck
    Take a photo of your adversary's license plate, print it out on glossy paper, cover your own license plate with it, and drive 100mph through a SpeedCam equipped intersection that gives automatic tickets. In a couple days, a speeding ticket arrives in your victim's mailbox.


    This is a copy and paste, but thought it was good
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  18. keinehabe

    keinehabe Supreme Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2008
    Messages:
    1,207
    Likes Received:
    472
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    -= CEO =-
    Location:
    Heaven
    Home Page:
    IF you can afford and you have hes phone numbers (cell phones / landlines )from work /home / relatives / parents and anyone connected with him for some fees I can make hes live a true hell :) trust me will make him to wear a pink panties and to go only with that on any public square praying you to forgive him :tee:

    Also available some other more '' kindly '' stress available lol

    Or if you wanna be completely inoffensive just pay a CL campaign and post hes phone number on men to men and woman's to men :)
     
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2009
  19. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

    MoreMoneyMoreProblem BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2009
    Messages:
    628
    Likes Received:
    326
    Go to Walmart, Kmart, Target, Gas Stations, etc and in the bathroom write the following...

    "Looking for a good time tonight? Want your dick sucked? Call [his number] and ask for [his name]"

    He will be getting hundreds of texts and calls within a month lol.
     
  20. clark31

    clark31 Registered Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2008
    Messages:
    52
    Likes Received:
    9
    A few ideas (informational purposes only)
    Send in subscriptions to embarrasing magazines in his name. Make sure to check 'Bill Me'.
    Get change of address cards from the post office and change his address to someplace like Guam.
    Advertise your ex bosses job in the local paper.
    Hire a stripper to go to his house (if he's married).
    Get him really drunk then wave microwaved mayonaise under his nose when he's drunk and feeling queasy. Alternately start asking questions such as "Would you like a cold greasy pork chop?
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.