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Ways to f**k up someone's life / make their life a living hell?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dotthei, Aug 25, 2009.

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  1. dotthei

    dotthei Regular Member

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    Disclaimer: This thread is for informational purposes only.

    Alright,

    Basically there is this guy who's made my life a living hell for over 3 years, he's one of my old bosses. Now, he is no longer my boss. =) He hits on my g/f, acts like a total douchebag, treats me like shit, talks shit about me, etc.

    He's not a member of this forum (or any forum that I know of), has nothing to do with any member here, so no worries there. Just some asshole I know in real life.

    What I wanna know are some ways to make his life a living hell...

    I'm talking email spam, cell phone pranks, home address spam, the works.

    I know this forum is one of the most resourceful forums on the planet (besides that OTHER forum) and justice must be served. I'm way too angry to sit back and relax about him, my rage is DEEP.

    So serve up those CPA offers (see: email spam). I have his email address and I'm working on getting his telephone # and street address (should have that soon). He might end up with a subscription to Playgirl, who knows. If there's any Facebook hackers on here, feel free to jump in or send me a PM.

    If you have any other revenge ideas let me know....maybe I'll take #1 spot in Google for his name so he'll never get another job in his life. I've seriously had it with him.

    Few things though:

    • I don't want to go to jail
    • Nothing completely illegal
    • No trail leading to me
    • Have fun!

    And again, this is for informational purposes only =)
     
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  2. DrJekyll

    DrJekyll Senior Member Premium Member

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    I think in a past life I may have gathered all the subscription cards out of magazines and filled them out [checking bill me later of course]

    they can get out of it, but damn its a lot of work.
     
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  3. S M W

    S M W Junior Member

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    your rules are no fun... my suggestion is plant hard drugs or a weapon in his car. cmon you know you can find some easy... preferably do this while he's inside a bar. when he leaves to drive home call 911 from a throw-away tracphone and report a drunk driver that is threatening you with a gun. after they pull him over the cops will do the rest and this guy is done!
     
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  4. dotthei

    dotthei Regular Member

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    Hilarious
     
  5. dizz

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    i like smw idea but if ur gonna do that u might as well kick his ass...lol. i think u r askin how to take him down a peg or two so just go after what he love most...thats what usually happens to people like him.
     
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  6. mosoi148

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    I'm better at offline revenge than I am at online. Don't want to go to jail? Damnit, cause I was gonna say you could always do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPAYZMzGMwQ

    Put just a soda can of that on his hood....he'll leave your g/f alone. Promise. :eyebrows:

    BTW, thats a low grade mix he is using. You can look up more vids of this and see what I mean. I think he used a low grade aluminum (meaning not pure) and probably got his mix ratio a little off.
     
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  7. soulchief

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    get a restraining order and be done with it.
     
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    get his home address. then go to a smoke shop/magazine store type place and pull out the subscription cards from all the gay magazines and pick one. not all of them, just one. too many will look suspicious and make it too obvious that it's not really his subscription. then fill them out with the bill me later option as stated above. they will never stop soliciting him for this. get his phone numbers, home and cell. then go to craigslist and put up a few personal ads on the men seeking men section. post his home phone number and make sure they only call during dinner time. while you're there, put up his car for sale. i'm sure you can get a few photos of it from your work. get his work email address and use that for all your replies from the gay dudes from CL. use his real name and forward the responses you get from your gmail address which you use for the CL ads and forward them to everyone in your company directory. make sure everyone at work knows this guy has been looking for something to suck on. oh yeah, then kick his ass...twice.
     
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  9. gbmack

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    Make their lives disorganized.

    Make sure they are always missing something.

    When i am disorganized or feel like I am missing something, I think about it for hours and it drives me insane.

    The best thing is it's like silent destruction.
     
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  10. kase

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    Steal his shoes.
     
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  11. playercool

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    Before you do anything make sure you look up harassment.

    I think the CL stuff is a form of harassment. You might end up in a bad place if caught. So cover your tracks 100%.
     
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    eahhhhhh.....Too much work....alternative...AB Foam poured into his car....:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_gojAEwJA
     
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    Moltov Everythi.... Nothing!

    Hire a neighborhood kid who is like 14 to piss him off all the time. Think Dennis the Menace. Give him a slingshot his first day as proof you want to work with him. Make sure he isn't some softie though.. he'll tell his momma on you.

    On this old forum I used to browse which led me here, they would all group together to send pedos they've been pedobaiting (early ewhoring for me!) free shipping boxes. There are places that will send you a crap load of free boxes.. see if it's on Google.
     
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  14. blackmagiquellc

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    just burn his house down and make a sextape with his mother


    DONE :)
     
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  15. RealMoney

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    You can collect a massive list of all in house doctors, lawyers, cpas, pizza, chinese, (any delivery), limos, taxis, locksmiths, tow trucks, garage repair, plumbers, electricians, painters, computer repair, tv repair, washerdryer repair. That is what I came up with typing about 80 wpm... If you sit around and think about it you can come up with over 100 TYPE of places to call with at least 5-10 in each category.

    Over a one week period use a prepaid cell phone bought with cash to call each place on your list of 500 places and schedule appointments starting the next day. If you hammer dial you can blast that list out in a few days.

    This will cause countless people to show up at his door flipping out, demanding payment, blah blah. Make sure to use a prepaid cell phone as this is harassment.

    When that stunt is over, the best thing to do, as said above, file a restraining order and move on with it. People are not worth it.

    From now on don't allow someone to think they can get away with acting this way without being seriously hurt. You obviously gave him a weak impression to the point that he has no fear of retaliation. I haven't had to deal with these kind of issues since late elementary school/early junior high.

    Fun times
     
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    How to Really Get Revenge

    Ignore him and move on. I know it's hard and you won't listen to my advice, but just let it go. If you gf cheated on you dump her ass too. But just move on and heal your heart.
     
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  17. RealMoney

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    Obviously the best choice. :tee:
     
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  18. forgetyou

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    Just post in the M4M section on CL how he loves sucking dicks and such.
    give his real phone, real address and real email + his pic.
    BE SURE to Do it from a library or a coffee shop (not from your pc or laptop)
     
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    Scribble his phone number in men's washroom.. Then just write "Sexy whore lookin' for hot guys" :D

    Make sure no one's watchin' ya.. That's it..

    Register to adults forum with signature "Looking for guys with big D%#@$%k -call - his number" and be active. Be sure to us an anon. proxy.. :D
     
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    I can speak from experience =/ here are a few things that have worked wonders for me in the past (yes.. i love my enemy).

    1) Get some dollars together (friends etc) and hire a cl ad poster to post some nationwide ads directing the gay community to his house.. include important keywords like lube,i like it in my butt,want to serve,don't listen to me when i say no. You can even profit from this! Set up a camera infront of his house and put the prank on youtube =)

    2)Got some extra cash? Hire that extra hot tranny hooker! He will get the surprise of his life!

    3) Cough cough..sms bomb. The word "owned" will bring you much more joy when it is send to your enemy in 2 million text messages..all at once
     
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