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Want to make a bot to hlep me get pussy on dating site, suggestions?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by Ranko Jones, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. Ranko Jones

    Ranko Jones BANNED BANNED

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    The trouble so far ive thought is that i have to manually screen the ones id want to fuck.

    on dating sites like in life there is only a small bracket of girls who will give you the time of day who youd wanna fuck- 6s mostly and maybe a 7 or two unless you have some extra status.fame which i dont- /forever alone.

    anyhow, fuck those twats for the time being.

    so im thinking i could send out on masse but then all the milfs and fatsos will also be messaging me so then it would prob end up pretty much the same as if i did it maually since id still have to sort for the ones i found attractive.

    maybe it would narrow it down a bit but cant think how it would save too much time as yet.

    thoughts?
     
  2. eledesmaj

    eledesmaj Junior Member

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    why about bot that only does certain body types so you don't have to worry about things like that.
     
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  3. bestfriend2

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    I saw a method on another forum, it basically goes on POF and the 'meet me' feature. Clicks 'yes' over and over on thousands of profiles.

    If you have a well filled out profile, chicks will start messaging you. Obviously there will be some whales there, but you can just ignore them
     
  4. ActionTaker

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    I think you'd get more response from people if you actually spoke about women as if they were human beings. I guess you're not a perfect 10 either since you're wanting to do this. Fair enough, that you're not attracted to anyone but publicly calling people too fat to fuck (with other wording) is quite disrespectful, I find.
     
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    It is a strange attitude towards women, I'm guessing he's fairly young so here's hoping his values and attitude towards women are still yet to mature somewhat.
     
  6. TheLinkGuy

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    That is funny mate...

    I actually had the same idea not so long ago. I figure i automate so much else why not automate the online dating shit as well.

    I never did do it, but I'm sure theres a way to do it. Just need to stay within the "boundries" of a bot so you don't get banned.
     
  7. steelballs

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    It seems you have a problem that at this time cannot be resolved with an erect thing - maybe all that is needed is a five finger shuffle which by the way is frowned upon in a public forum...

    Why not take a wank in private hopefully that will then stop you disparaging ladies - Please note I am not a prude but there are thousand of girl members of BHW who deserve respect at all times and should not have to read this trash...

    Just my 2 cents... do what you want - but I find that it does help make one's life better when you respect people...
     
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  8. Ranko Jones

    Ranko Jones BANNED BANNED

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    wow alot of right wing conservatives around here getting their nickers ina twist :D
     
  9. Ranko Jones

    Ranko Jones BANNED BANNED

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    political correctness is for those chumps who dont get laid and are trying to impress women with the sensitivity card.

    let me tell you boys ive tried nearly every trick in the book and that is one of the most rookie moves out there and most certainly wont get you laid as they see it a mile off that your not being genuine but just try hard and thus must be pussyless.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    virgin !
     
  11. txhepoker

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    I suddenly feel like I need to take a shower!

    :why::why::why::why::why:
     
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  12. proweb

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    Wait...there are actually attractive women doing online dating in your area?

    Where do you live OP, ALL the women in my area are 18-24 year old, divorced, obese, slack-jawed rednecks with at least one kid. The worst part is they all think they're hot shit.

    Here's a quote from one of these women in my area:

    "i am 5ft 5in i got black hair. i can be a bitch if i have to. but if u talk about my kids i will fuck u up in a heart beat and i am not playing....i smoke and drink sometime if my old men is with me..i have find me a good men that is going to be good to me and my kids and i can keep them 4 ever and always..my lil boy hes dad is not around anymore so he has been that daddy thing for a year now and i did not have to ask him to do that but he said to me that if hes dad act going to be here then he will do the daddy thing with him but because he love me and my kids to......i am 21 year old now and i do like to praty but i have to wait untill my son go to sleep or have a baby sitter for that night"
     
  13. Ranko Jones

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    can i have her details?
     
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    This sentence is really funny considering that it is coming from a guy who actually can't get laid himself and thinks he will succeed in finding fuckbudies with a blackhat automated bot on dating sites.

    (btw inb4 you reply something stupid: I have no one to impress and don't need any trick to get laid as I am not single.)

    Anyway I'm feeling like helping you, here's the automated bot you need:

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  15. Amsterdammer

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    Do you talk to girls with this vocabulary?
     
  16. Eagle Eye

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    bro no one can help you man. I know the ladies hate you and you will never get laid. Its all because of your idiotic nature so if you really want to be with a woman you need to change your fucked up attitude toward them.
     
  17. Getwhatchuwant

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    Wait, so you started a thread because you are struggling to get some ass online, then 8 posts later you want to tell us about your "experience"?

    With all due respect, you are obviously speaking from a position of disadvantage, kind of like being in a battle and charging uphill on your enemy.

    If you want to get laid online, just say so but not in so many words. Have good photos of yourself, a decent profile that does not sound like a douche but in there somewhere mention that you are a busy professional that has not had much time to date but wants to go out and "have fun"... trust me the gals know what that means.
     
  18. steelballs

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    Sir! Does that model come complete with gel and lubricant please as the OP wants to bang away in the bot like this smiley :worm3:
     
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  19. sirgold

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    Hey look one of my bots! :)
     
  20. Ranko Jones

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    i tried a 17 inch dbl dildo recently but didnt like the feel of it inside too much. i have some thai anal beads on the way so fingers crossed with those.