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Want to get hired? Just send your future employer this

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by GiftGuru, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. GiftGuru

    GiftGuru Supreme Member

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    Wonder if he got the job. lol
     
  3. chad362wiley

    chad362wiley Supreme Member

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  4. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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  5. GiftGuru

    GiftGuru Supreme Member

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    yeah...triple flippin'

    And what....you couldn't do a 3-peat on the prom king gig?
     
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    i think he did
     
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    lmao get some blackhat going to auto submit this to 1000 jobs on monster dawt com I guarantee you'll get hired somewhere or just random interviews from people that just want to see if your fo-reelz
     
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    I want to meet this Roanald Dvorak. He seems like a nice guy.
     
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  10. Nigel Farage

    Nigel Farage BANNED BANNED

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    The dope spelled "taupe" wrong, 'n shit...
    But YO, that don' mean dat I be GAY, jus COZ I be knowin' all my colors 'n shit. Dat just be another damn reason why you need my ass workin' for you. Oh yeah, and I gets paid in CASH at the end of every day. A brutha's got BILLS, ya knowudumSAYIN? Dees gold teef ain't FREE, ya know. Now back up off mah grill !
     
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    Just done a bit research on this, EXCELLENT link bait, the company is an Israeli startup and the CEO wrote the resume. Nice work Avi. this is going viral just like you planned. ;)
     
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    very clever
     
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    how many times he wrote "shit" ahahah
     
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    I really laugh out loud when I read this.
    10-07-01.jpg
     
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