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Wanna laugh? Wanna cry at the same time? Read this "SEO" forum.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bartosimpsonio, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. bartosimpsonio

    bartosimpsonio Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    HERE: http://www.reddit.com/r/seo

    I knew they had that place but had never really paid attention. OMG some of the shit in there is simply unbelievable.

    You should definitely hire this guy's agency! http://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/2m4w0z/question_any_recommendations_for_data_scraping/

    Holy almighty fuck what the hell is this? http://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/2m4ixm/question_adding_pixels_on_a_site_using_cms/

    "I'm paying U$ 3000 a month for SEO, should I demand reports?" Haha. http://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/2lxmds/should_seo_company_give_report/

    So hidden text will get you penalized, but will flying oranges hurt too? http://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/2m7wti/penalty_for_text_pages_not_linked_to/

    I shit my pants reading that one. I have no idea WTF he's talking about.

    So, should I move my site when no one's visiting or should I wait till it's successful and then nuke it? http://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/2m6yme/is_it_better_to_change_to_a_new_domain_during_a/

    Need a good laugh on sunday? Then keep flipping the pages on that place and finding new gems.
     
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  2. archon10

    archon10 BANNED BANNED

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    Yeah, but reddit has a way better sense of humor than here.
     
  3. bartosimpsonio

    bartosimpsonio Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    They have to, since they're not making any bank they might as well laugh.
     
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    That site is the place to be for people who are depressed because they have too much money on their hands.
     
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    That is crazy. The one about the hidden text is the most hilarious.
     
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    $3,000 on SEO! Ha! Yeah right! I would "probably" never.
     
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    the best thing from that page - "SEO - Snakeoil Extract Orchestrator"
     
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