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Volcanic Ash Cloud Turns Out to Be Finale of Lost

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by aмillionaírе, Apr 18, 2010.

  1. aмillionaírе

    aмillionaírе Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    ICELAND (The Borowitz Report) - A gigantic ash cloud from an Icelandic volcano that blanketed Northern Europe on Thursday and paralyzed air travel across the continent has turned out to be part of the finale of the television series Lost, network officials confirmed today.

    Bracing themselves for the public uproar over a special-effects spectacle gone awry, ABC officials today attempted to explain how the producers' desire for a fitting ending to the increasingly convoluted series led to an aviation nightmare.

    "The producers of Lost set off a small explosive charge underneath the Eyjafjallajokull glacier in Iceland, hoping to create a cloud of black smoke," said ABC spokesperson Carol Foyler. "That was pretty much the only way they could think of to end the series."

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    This is insane... :cat3:

    Didn't a member claim to have information on the final season of Lost?
     
  2. n8800

    n8800 Regular Member

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    See this is the reason i just dont waste time watching tv...The people who create our Show are dumber then the average monkey...It's freaking common sense not to put a small explosive charge underneath or anywhere near a active volcano...
     
  3. rudeprincess

    rudeprincess Junior Member

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    n8800: Your not serious are you?
     
  4. Spanic

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    LOL
    Huffington post is a satirical website right? Because if this is true...
     
  5. aмillionaírе

    aмillionaírе Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    HP is legit :cat3:

    It's all over teh news!

    If this is real... and not a hoax...

    edit -- posted under comedy news, -1 credibility :22:
     
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