Ok, so you will basically need the following tools:
- 7 guys
- 2 BMW cars
- 4 chicken
- 4 fried chicken
- submarine
- santa
Ok so here's the story: 2 guys are chillin' 'n the house while eating fried chicken.After a moment, one of them said "yo nigga, gimme some chicken", and the other one said "yo wigga, there's no more chicka' ". The other dude saw that there were indeed no more chicken so he said "hey, go cut some and cook em asap!". The second man said then "let's go together, take the knife". They go outside in their backyard to catch and kill chicken. While they were cutting they throats, 2 police man were passing by. The cops saw that and they immediately told them to "freeze motha fucka" and the 2 dudes were like "wtf?". The cops pulled out the guns and called for backup!!! In 2 minutes a helicopter was filming their house and the entire action, and broadcasting live on TV. The 2 dudes freaked out and threw the knives while crying and saying "oh noez, please have mercy, it wasn't my weed". The cops told them to release 'za chicken!! and the 2 dudes released them, while the cops tried to cuff them. One of the cop said "here, no more cuffs". The other said "why..? damn man, why now?". Coming from nowhere, a submarine appeared right in front of them! - Silence everywhere - The submarine's little door opens : "Flick!". From them, comes the last man, "Santa Claus!!" drinking coca cola and with snow on his mustache. Everybody looks shocked, and Santa Claus climbs down to them, and tells them: "Here are the presents for you guys". And everybody was amazed. Santa pulls out his first gift for the 2 cops, a pair of brand new titan cuffs. The cops were very happy 'caz he was arresting those dudes. But Santa gave to the 2 dudes a cool present: "Monopoly card: Free/Pass Jail 3 turns". The 2 dudes were so happy, that they sold their 2 BMW cars to go to a psychiatrist/shrink to understand WTF happened????
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