What a stupid ass commercial. Whoever produced it is a fucking faggot.
Bullshit Metallica syndrome.. "Oh, if you download this movie illegally, poor Adam Sandler won't be able to get his solid gold bath tub. You want him to bathe in a porcelain piece of shit like you all? Gross, man. Just give him $10."
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/4325/Downloading-Music/
"This is Britney Spears' private jet. Notice anything? Britney used to have a Gulf Stream 4. Now she had to sell it and get a Gulf Stream 3 because people like you decided to download her music for free... Gulf Stream 3 doesn't even have a remote control for its surround sound DVD system. Still think downloading music for free is no big deal?"
Fuck you, Sandler. The way I see it, you owe ME money, bitch. Remember 50 first dates? Deeds? Chuck & Larry? Click? (I'm only 1/4 the way down your IMDB page, motherfucker. And I still don't even see Happy Gilmore.) I seen all those stupid ass movies and you haven't made me laugh since I was 12.
Here's how it works, Hollywood. You want ME to pay YOU for your shitty work? Stop making shitty work then, fucktard. I'm not going to pay to see some dumbass movie like Invincibles, where you try to spin off 300 and make another $1B. You're not going to trick me and 9/10 times the only reason I'm watching your shitty movie is because I have nothing better to do. Now, if you didn't do shitty work, I wouldn't be doing it. I don't want to watch a movie that I WANT to see on the computer. It ruins it, then I can't sit through it in the theater.
But Chuck & Larry.. Fuck yeah, I'll pirate that thing until it bleeds out of its ass.
But you know what else, Hollywood? Fuck you anyways. You know why? Because there's NOBODY protecting MY work, motherfucker. What's so special about your stupid movies and TV shows? Check it out.. Sit coms are fucking gay. I haven't watched one since Seinfeld, so stop trying, you people aren't funny anymore. Most of your movies are weak ass attempts to get $10 from me. Here's what I think of Hollywood...
"Hey man, you got $10? I'll sell you this half-eaten Snickers." -- Fuck you.
"Hey man, you got $10? Remember that Snickers? I ate it. Here's what I shit out." -- Fuck you.
"Hey man..." -- Get a job.
Then if I don't buy your shit, you want to call me a criminal? Fuck you. Protect your work then, bitch. Don't make a stupid ass law thinking YOU OF ALL PEOPLE get to run the internet now because "ohie, I'm so creative I am, but I CAN'T COME UP WITH A PROPER LICENSING PLATFORM FOR MY SHITTY PRODUCT."
You know what happens if I make something and somebody steals the code? Tough shit. I should have made a better licensing program for it, huh? You see me running back and forth to websites calling HOMELAND SECURITY???? To repo those sites because I'm fucking retarded and never heard of protecting my digital goods?
Fuck you, Hollywood. If you try to censor the internet, it'll be the biggest mistake you ever make. Trust me. Besides... My personal server is in fucking France. I can get one in China or Pakistan if I fucking want. You going to stop me?
Fuck you.
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