Who the F am I? Well who the F are you? Nobody really knows. I'm a 7 year lurker (see also: total leecher with 0 posts) that forgot the email and password to his account a while back. Gave the IM thing a shot, was no good at it, and went back to what I do best - e-commerce. My name's Steve. That's my real name, not some fake radio DJ name or something. The username's a SNL reference and I was gonna put up a custom avatar but apparently I can't do that. I live in the middle of nowhere, and I own an LLC that does the aforementioned e-commerce. What do I got? I got a lot of stuff. I'm looking to make some connections with real, serious buyers of merchandise and I'm not getting very far through more traditional channels. Everything I do is LEGIT, not "AAAAAA+++ 1:1 LV at 99% off retail dropship direct from factory" legit, but legit legit. No questionable means of acquiring merchandise, nothing like that, absolutely no BS. This might be a bad place to try to make these kinds of connections, but I figured I got nothing to lose. Today I'm just gonna post about a couple things: I got some one-time-offers that I'm looking to sell at a great price: Texas Instruments TI-nSpire with Touchpad graphing calculators. I got five of these sitting literally like three feet behind me as I type. They're new in the original packaging and marked with 135.88 clearance tags. They include "nspire at home" software, user manual, batteries, USB cables, a case, and have manufacturer offers for free SAT/ACT test prep, and free TI-84+ keypad by mail. I want to sell all five in one go. $400 with shipping in the US - so I'm getting about $75 a piece when you consider shipping's gonna run me close to $20. If you want to buy less than that, you're not gonna get such a great deal. I really want to sell them all at once. If you can find me these calculators BNIB for less than $80 with shipping I'll eat my own face. I am willing to CONSIDER international shipping to most countries, but it will be insanely expensive to do. 500 22" glow necklaces. Not much to say about these. I bought every bit a dropshipper got from a closeout and told them to hold the orders and ship them out for me bit by bit. They obliged. I got 500 left. $120 with UPS ground from Indiana to the 48 states - I'm making next to nothing at that price. I mean really next to nothing. If you live in AK/HI, I'd have to see if they're gonna jack up my shipping, because I already prepaid for that. You won't find these cheaper anywhere, I guaran-damn-tee it. My supplier isn't even getting more in at this price. Flip the lot (prevailing **ay price is $175), or sell them for $1 a pop for ridiculous margins. Those are what I have paid for and in stock right now. I recently made a connection with a Z!ppo master distributor. They are not a dropshipper and will not dropship for me. I am absolutely not allowed to make deals on these anywhere but the US. Their minimum order is $200, and a minimum of three lighters per style. I can get you THE FULL LINE OF Z!PPO LIGHTERS AND ACCESSORIES FOR ABOUT 40% (OR MORE) OFF RETAIL. I mean the FULL LINE - check the catalog. Includes the famous "it works or we fix it for free" unconditional lifetime warranty. Unfortunately no Z Blu butanes, clothing, cologne etc. If you are not a registered and licensed business, you will NEVER be able to get Z!ppos this cheap from anyone else. Ever. Ever ever ever. I'm not even making a whole hell of a lot of money at these rates, so I'm hoping to make up for it on some serious volume. There are a couple retail sites out there with impressive prices, but then they charge like $5 shipping PER lighter and don't even cut it back on larger deals. We could put together buys on this, you could find someone who'd buy with you, I would maybe kick in a bit here and there, or you could just wait on someone else to get with me about it. So what I'm saying is that you don't necessarily have to buy $200 of Z!ppos, but I'm not trying to dick around with everyone and their mom wanting one lighter a piece either. It'd be really convenient for me, and a good sign of seriousness, that you're ready, willing, and able to put up $200 for the best lighters on the face of the Earth. Payments on all of the above listed would be to my business through PP/GC/Dwlla (I don't care which), or something else that'd be convenient for you. I'm working on getting a real merchant account that doesn't charge all kinda BS fees; if you have a line on one of those that'd be really, really appreciated. If they can't beat PP when it's all said and done then I have no use for it, and I got about 20 companies a day blowing up my phone with shitty offers. Obviously I can't send PMs yet, but I'm serious about this and legit. Maybe it's stupid to say that because then we get on 22nd-level mind games, but really. I'm serious. Drop me a line with some contact info (Skype, phone number, email, whatever) and I'll be in touch. I look forward to hearing from you.