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Ultimate April Fools! (everyone please contribute)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by itsMATTohNO, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. itsMATTohNO

    itsMATTohNO Newbie

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    Not sure if this will get me banned, but the idea was far too much fun to not go through with it.

    Yesterday I sent out a routine ad via email to about a thousand people, that redirected them to an ad site when opened. I only got one reply out of the whole thing and I want to share it:

    "Hmmm SOMEBODY ELSE DID THE SAME THING TO ME AND SENT ME TO THAT WEBSITE WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BE A MEMBER...SCAM!!!! YOU CONS WILL BE DEALT WITH."

    All I could do was laugh at this, especially since her way of "dealing" with me was signing my fake email up to about 5 ad sites to be sent ads. *weak*

    My personal reply was:

    "
    Thats right. AND YOU CAN NEVER STOP MEEEEE!!!!!! MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
    P.S.- CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO AWESOME!!!!! (but you already knew that didnt you?)
    "

    But today is April Fools! So I felt like I should use her as a target this year. :)

    I have already sent her about 15 ads that i had done recently, but I feel the need for more.

    This is where you come in BHW... this is her email:
    [email protected]

    Please send her ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you have. Im sure she will appreciate it.:p

    P.S.- If she replies to you, Post it... We like comedy.
     
  2. MrsE

    MrsE BANNED BANNED

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  3. doseph

    doseph Registered Member

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    i m the girl from the OP
     
  4. CasinoJack

    CasinoJack BANNED BANNED

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    hmm, not funny to me
     
  5. vegasvillan

    vegasvillan Regular Member

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    Last year I worked at a mortgage company and I had my friend call in to file a complaint to my boss...He said he was a victim of predatory lending and I lied to him and tricked him into a mortgage which is a huge violation with the MLD (they are like the SEC) and he was getting his lawyer. 5 mins later my other friend called my boss acting like a MLD agent and said they were coming in to do an investigation of the WHOLE office. My boy came in a suit and gave him paper work that said APRIL FOOLS all over it
     
  6. AffGuy08

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    :D Your boss must be loving you a lot right now :D
     
  7. vegasvillan

    vegasvillan Regular Member

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    He wanted to kill me...I went to lunch when it all went down and when my boy with the suit came in I was right behind him so I wouldnt get punched in the face...lol
     
  8. Poison

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    I went down my local and opened all the chips that were for the staff there, scoped out the potato then filled them with salt, reheat and seal them.
    Best time always at the pub. :D
     
  9. itsMATTohNO

    itsMATTohNO Newbie

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    No youre not. Its a seventeen year old girl from San Antonio TX.
    I ran the IP for some info.
     
  10. doseph

    doseph Registered Member

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    OMG I'm busted.
     
  11. itsMATTohNO

    itsMATTohNO Newbie

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    I know.
    I suck at reading sarcasm.
     
  12. TheBHCat

    TheBHCat Junior Member

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    You ran the IP for some info? You could have just plugged that e-mail address into MySpace and pulled up the same info on her :p.
     
  13. MoneyMachine

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    Haha this is awesome, at the same time your pretty evil :D
     
  14. spaceinvader

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    *slap*

    [email protected] is about to see a pic of my cock... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cyber flashing.. :D
     
  15. lurnme

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    It's best to ignore those emails. Don't waste your time, it will happen often and you don't need to make matters worse. Not all pervs are dumb, they can cause problems in your operation if you piss them off. They have nothing better to do. Lose your sponsor, hosting, ISP.

    I had someone joe-job me when I use to spam he is now listed on Spamhaus and all his sites and known connection sites where taken down that day. That was a fellow spammer but you get the idea. Move on to the next sucker. You never know who the person on the other end is.

    You would be surprised what a hardcore anti spammers list can do to your biz.