Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by CEPI, Jun 29, 2013.
This seems to sound like most clients in the world of online marketing.
Client: I need a brochure, letterhead, business cards and a website ASAP.
Me: What's your deadline?
Client: Two weeks from now.
Me: That shouldn't be a problem. First thing we have to do is speak to the printer.
Client: No problem, way ahead of you.
Me: Oh yeah? When do they need the final artwork?
Client: They need it 14 days in advance.
LMAO good one.
There should be another image saying...
"Client paid me $10
And got mad that he didn't rank for the keyword Google"
True story, they opened a dispute in paypal because I told them that they would have a much better chance if they just changed their entire plan of attack lol
Folks enjoy the ride the legendary muscleteen has taken control of the thread...
Well then neither is mine.
Typical client:"Do you have white label package for agencies?"
Client request will you rank my keyword muscleteen?
I will pay in penis extension pills...
Difference is... I didn't say it was.
I am THAT client.
I like messing with freelancers.
Freelancer says: "No problem, Sir. Me a intelligent person rank in 1 hour make advance pay right now ok"
Neither did I, so the "difference" is null and your statement has been deprecated.
Typical programmer! lol.
the greatest lol evers. many of my clients said the same. it is very difficult when you have to explain them and they are dumpooo.i was like:google2:
Client: "Ye my previous SEO guy got me ranked top 10 for 'big brown shoes with spots on them', I was really impressed".
It was referred to as "Your meme". I didn't refer to that thing you posted as "yours".
As for your deprecation, as much as he is trying to, MuScLeTeeN doesn't really care.
If client wants to be ranked by tomorrow, then client should pay billions. lol
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