Typical Client LOL

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  1. CEPI

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    This seems to sound like most clients in the world of online marketing.

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    Client: I need a brochure, letterhead, business cards and a website ASAP.
    Me: What's your deadline?
    Client: Two weeks from now.
    Me: That shouldn't be a problem. First thing we have to do is speak to the printer.
    Client: No problem, way ahead of you.
    Me: Oh yeah? When do they need the final artwork?
    Client: They need it 14 days in advance.
     
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    LMAO good one.
     
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    There should be another image saying...

    "Client paid me $10

    And got mad that he didn't rank for the keyword Google"


    True story, they opened a dispute in paypal because I told them that they would have a much better chance if they just changed their entire plan of attack lol :D
     
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  7. muscleteen

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    Not mine.
     
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    Folks enjoy the ride the legendary muscleteen has taken control of the thread...:p
     
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    Well then neither is mine.
     
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    Typical client:"Do you have white label package for agencies?"
     
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    Client request will you rank my keyword muscleteen?

    I will pay in penis extension pills...:eek:
     
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  12. muscleteen

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    Difference is... I didn't say it was.
     
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    I am THAT client.

    I like messing with freelancers. :D

    Problem is...

    Freelancer says: "No problem, Sir. Me a intelligent person rank in 1 hour make advance pay right now ok"

    *busted* :D
     
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    Neither did I, so the "difference" is null and your statement has been deprecated.
     
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    Typical programmer! lol.
     
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    the greatest lol evers. many of my clients said the same. it is very difficult when you have to explain them and they are dumpooo.i was like:google2:
     
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    Client: "Ye my previous SEO guy got me ranked top 10 for 'big brown shoes with spots on them', I was really impressed".
     
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  18. muscleteen

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    It was referred to as "Your meme". I didn't refer to that thing you posted as "yours".

    As for your deprecation, as much as he is trying to, MuScLeTeeN doesn't really care.
     
  19. SpookSEO

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    If client wants to be ranked by tomorrow, then client should pay billions. lol