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Two Men Walk Into A Bar...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Jul 24, 2013.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    ... to have a few drinks. The bartender asked one of them, "What'll you have?" first man says, "Surprise me."
    Barman showed him a naked picture of his wife :)

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    Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."

    The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on."

    The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.

    The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.

    "What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!"

    "Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"
     
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