Just found these on the same page... 1. http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelo...secretary-bites-off-lovers-penis-in-car-crash Secretary Bites Off Lover's Penis... A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while performing oral sex on him in the back of a car. The car was hit from behind by a reversing van mid-fellatio, which caused the 30-year-old to slam her jaw shut around her lover?s penis ? biting it completely off. According to reports from Sin Chew Daily and China Press, the woman?s husband had suspected his wife had been cheating on him, and had a private investigator follow her. The private detective witnessed the accident. He said: ?On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.? The woman apparently recovered the severed penis, and followed her boss to hospital so that he could have the member re-attached. --- 2. http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelo...an-used-fireworks-to-blow-up-her-lovers-penis A Russian Woman Used Fireworks To Blow Up Her Lover's Penis. Angry Kira V tied explosives to her boyfriend while he slept then detonated them, leaving the man in intensive care... WHEN faced with the news her boyfriend was going to leave her, a Russian woman took the extreme action. She blasted his penis off during his sleep. The woman, named as Kira V, had suggested a farewell dinner after hearing the news she was about to be dumped. During the meal she plied her lover with alcohol in order to ensure he wouldn't wake up as she tied several firecrackers to his appendage. After a two-year relationship the man, named by www.life.ru as Alik D, had decided that rather than marry his Kira, it would be best for him to return to his first wife. He had previously fathered a child with his ex and wanted to spend more time with his son. Kira now faces up to 12 years in prison for her actions and Alik is currently in intensive care, where doctors are battling to save his life.