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Two Men Lose Their Penis, Have You Seen It?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, May 30, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    Just found these on the same page...:D

    1. http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelo...secretary-bites-off-lovers-penis-in-car-crash

    Secretary Bites Off Lover's Penis...

    A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while performing oral sex on him in the back of a car.

    The car was hit from behind by a reversing van mid-fellatio, which caused the 30-year-old to slam her jaw shut around her lover?s penis ? biting it completely off.

    According to reports from Sin Chew Daily and China Press, the woman?s husband had suspected his wife had been cheating on him, and had a private investigator follow her. The private detective witnessed the accident.

    He said: ?On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

    After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.?

    The woman apparently recovered the severed penis, and followed her boss to hospital so that he could have the member re-attached.

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    2. http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelo...an-used-fireworks-to-blow-up-her-lovers-penis

    A Russian Woman Used Fireworks To Blow Up Her Lover's Penis.

    Angry Kira V tied explosives to her boyfriend while he slept then detonated them, leaving the man in intensive care...

    WHEN faced with the news her boyfriend was going to leave her, a Russian woman took the extreme action.

    She blasted his penis off during his sleep.

    The woman, named as Kira V, had suggested a farewell dinner after hearing the news she was about to be dumped.

    During the meal she plied her lover with alcohol in order to ensure he wouldn't wake up as she tied several firecrackers to his appendage.

    After a two-year relationship the man, named by www.life.ru as Alik D, had decided that rather than marry his Kira, it would be best for him to return to his first wife. He had previously fathered a child with his ex and wanted to spend more time with his son.

    Kira now faces up to 12 years in prison for her actions and Alik is currently in intensive care, where doctors are battling to save his life.
     
  2. spite42o

    spite42o Junior Member

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    lol fucking women are psycho ;) tech n9ne - psycho bitch = good song ;) watch out for the beezys that'll let you fuck, then cut your nuts... ;(
     
  3. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    Life/penis .. Hmmm. Looks like they're trying to save the wrong thing.
     
  4. tk1075

    tk1075 Newbie

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    Yeah no shit, If I lose that then let my ass die. I would be miserable living afterwards.
     
  5. MoneyMachine

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    Damn that sucks big time!
     
  6. farking

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    nothing like a good dick story
     
  7. virus_1720

    virus_1720 Elite Member

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    yeah i read it in the newspapers, its weird. Also their is another man who lost his penis who had a gun and forgot to put the lock on and by mistake took a short at his own manhood. He told the police that some1 shot at him but he got caught when the police officials saw a burnt hole in his own pocket............lol
     
  8. masterfunkd

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Those stories are always awful to hear. Makes ya cringe.

    On another note there's a newspaper called Sin Chew Daily reported fellatio stories? Really?

    And finally @spite420, this song is good. thanks
     
  9. bambi

    bambi Junior Member

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    Seems there are a lot of unlucky penises (peni for plural??? LOL) these days.
     
  10. berrycorp

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    reading all this i think i will suggest my insurer to add this clause in the insurance document

    >in case your gf bites or blows your penis off we will take full responsibility to get you a new and health penis :D
     
  11. unhappy_smile21

    unhappy_smile21 Registered Member

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    that's nasty.. to think that women could do that. :rain:
     
  12. adwmania

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    :(
     
  13. Duddo

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    I heard a similar story last year, but in that story there were two men and two women. They got into accident while riding, and the result was exactly the same. Horrible things happen sometimes...