Turd Words... Which is your favorite?

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  1. Jcsarokin

    Jcsarokin Power Member

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    If you have never been on turd words then your truly missing out on some of the funniest shit ever.

    Youve obviously heard of dirty sanchez , steaming bull, strawberry shortcake, donkey punch, but have you heard of the lesser known but still priceless ones?!?! This site is full of em!

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    Two quick examples (most are about sex, but i didnt want to post thoes incase of youngins...)

    Nagasaki A-Bomb, The

    Definition 1: When in the act of taking a dump in one of multiple stalls, (ie: Sporting events, Airports, Restaurants) an individual takes the stall directly adjacent to yours, while others are clearly available. Immediately after wiping, take a log of your own out of the bowl and throw it over the stall onto the overbearing and unexpectant neighbor. Before scurrying out of the john, flicker the lights a few times to emulate the power going out, then leave it off completely and run. Make sure to clean your hands later. [​IMG] Usage Example: I was taking a dump at the Jet game and some bastard takes the stall right next to mine and starts dropping some rank diarrhea. So I let him have it with the Nagasaki A-Bomb. That will teach that asshole.


    Afghani Gas Mask


    Definition 1: While placing your nuts onto someone's eyes, you fart into their mouth. For a horrible alternative, see Feed Bag. [​IMG] Usage Example: Stanley decided he needed a good Christmas card picture, so he got a picture of himself giving Guido the Afghani Gas Mask.
     
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    headlock Noun [​IMG] Definition 1: When a chick tightens her p**sy so tight, it feel like she put your d*ck in a headlock.