Try it Guys your computer is “male” or “female”

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  1. rap8557

    rap8557 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Just found this on the other site..

    To find whet your computer is ?male? or ?female?..??
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Type the following line in notepad:

    CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Agent X Y i love you"

    ...3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
    ...4. Run the file ...

    If you hear a male voice, you have a boy.
    If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.
     
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  2. jheyslow

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    My computer is mute it did not speak at all. Other ways I can tell what its gender?
     
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  3. JackSparrow

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    :D Female...No wonder it has time of the month.
     
  4. KingOfDCP

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    My computer is a girl, yeah =))
     
  5. Akkimik

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    My computer is a male! hahahaha
     
  6. Rob Whisonant

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    Mine said I am Linux hear me roar! Then it said it eats Windows for breakfast. :)
     
  7. Aaric

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    I saw an movies there an guy got used to drill a hole in computer cabinet and then fuck that with his tool. At last of movie he crashed his company's main server with hole and fuck. :D

    >I have good server but no sound card.
     
  8. SweetChuck

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    This is all dependent on what your text to speech settings are, Michael or Michelle
     
  9. prateekgurjar18

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    Hahahahaha.... My lappy is a "female"....
     
  10. _Chip_

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    mine is male! \m/ :D
     
  11. souljah

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    I can proudly say : "It's a boy !" :d
     
  12. karibo

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    I have a girl Yay =D
     
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    It's a freakin' woman! :(
     
  15. Razvan

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    yep , boy all the way
     
  16. Sanitarium

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    Need to find out why my PC is a tranny.
     
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  17. hatena

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    noooo its a woman :(
     
  18. alpha4

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    Mine is a dude.
     
  19. harvald

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    mines a woman. Always wondered why it was temperamental
     
  20. yourmy

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    Mine is a boy :D