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  1. bartosimpsonio

    bartosimpsonio Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.​
    Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

    So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

    The snake's eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
    A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
     
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  2. Goal Line Technology

    Goal Line Technology Senior Member

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    He obviously wanted 2 bottles this time haha

    Cool story though
     
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  3. lakim0

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    You couldn't release snake coz you could get bit but opened his mouth to pour JD in it ?

    LoL
     
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    kvmcable Supreme Member

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    Old No.7 and fishing? I knew my tackle box was missing something.
     
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    You defeat the snake the Jean-Claude Van Damme way.

    Like a boss.

     
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    I'm going to have to try and remember this one.
     
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    That snake could be your new pet - a frog bait finder.
     
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    You get hungry when you're drunk.​
     
  10. mrtwister_65

    mrtwister_65 Regular Member

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    Can snake be put on a leash?
     
  11. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    You'll have to tie the snake in a knot around the leash but yeah, it can be done :)
     
  12. joinmymilitia

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    Thats classic