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Toilet Motivation

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by redfan123, May 18, 2011.

  1. redfan123

    redfan123 Regular Member

    Yes, you read it correctly.

    I was on my way to my J.O.B. yesterday when I realised I really needed the toilet. However, I was a 5 minute walk from the site entrance, and a further 10 minute walk from the toilet itself. I knew that by the time I got there, I would be about ready to burst. So what did I do? I sped up. I started walking harder and faster. And I actually didn't slow down or stop once until I reached that toilet basin and let go for what I now saw as a reward. Ah sweet relief!

    The moral of the story?

    If you see your goal as TRULY being important, you will stop at NOTHING to get there.

    And that was what I learned. That no matter how far away the target seems, (let's face it, when you're dying for a piss, the next toilet seems like miles away!!) if you push hard enough and fast enough, it is reachable!

    Happy pissing and hope to see you all prospering! :)
     
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  2. nethead01

    nethead01 Regular Member

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    hahaha funny shit
     
  3. roamer

    roamer Power Member

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    I also learned that there's a risk of not reaching your goal, and pissing yourself and others in the process.

    Paraphrasing nethead01, Funny Piss.
     
  4. BlackSeng

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    Truly inspiring! A great analogy, seriously.
    I wish to +Rep you for this, but my rep button is gone :(
     
  5. Autumn

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    What about if you're in such a rush that you end up messily shitting yourself in public? Timing is everything.
     
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    Not to mention all the "obstacles" you have to push through (crowds, in-used cubicles, dirty toilet seat, .etc.)
     
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    OP I used your method and shat myself.

    -Rep

    Gonna start rocking nappies like the old days..
     
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    This thread stinks

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    Ha, i usually get to were I am... whats the term, turtle heading it Lol. Just poken in and out.

    Speaking of some great terms I heard today after my friend sharted. " Man, had some gravy behind that biscuit.

    Great post thanks man.
     
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  10. redfan123

    redfan123 Regular Member

    Rofl!
     
  11. redfan123

    redfan123 Regular Member

    Yikes!