I just spent two fucking hours cleaning out the shitbag Xrumer registrations from a forum which I admin when I could have used those two hours to be making money. Be it therefore resolved that I hope that: (1) The girlfriends of Xrumer users come down with the clap given to them by someone else and then give it to the Xrumer user. (2) The Xrumer uses get crabs so bad that the little buggers are nesting in their eyebrows. (3) The IRS audits them for the last 7 years. (4) Their boxes all become botnetted and their ISPs ban them for life. (5) Someone else downloads the wrong kind of porn to their boxes and the Xrumer users get blamed for it. (6) Their cars all fail to start for no apparent reason and all need new ECUs which cost as much as the car is worth! (7) Their pets begin urinating and defecating all over the house in orgies of shit and piss. (8) Their identities are stolen by scammers and they are left eating out of the dumpsters behind KFCs. (9) Large flocks of birds begin to nest on their rooftops, inundating the entire property in huge smelly mounds of birdshit. (10) That small children shout out things like, "MOMMY! THAT'S HIM!" as the Xrumerer walks down a crowded street. And finally, that the Birds of Paradise may fly up their noses!