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Tiki Fire

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Oct 1, 2016.

  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Ok guys, as I love you all I feel like I need to warn you all of the dangers of this 75% OVER FUCKING PROOF rum.

    I can drink, I can fucking drink. @Apricot witnessed me drink 15 pints and still appear sober at ungagged london (see signature for discount code). I can 100% drink, this is a fact.

    But seriously, I've had 3 shots of this and 2 beers, I am fucked.

    I am wasted to the point where all ic an do is talk shit on the internet. This was fucking rpedrinks also, not even fucking out on the town drinks.

    This is strong fucking stuff, and I challenge any of you fuckers to match me shot for shot on this.

    Respect tiki fire, as I now respect it.

    Tiki Fire is god.

    1 shot of Tiki Fire = 8 beers by our maths, and our maths is fucking bullet proof.
     
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  3. Ste Fishkin

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    For maths calulations.

    Prooof = 45% by volume. It's the point where alcolhol will set on fire when you light it.

    Beer is 5% by proof, meaning its like 2% by volume.

    This is 75% by fucking volume, this is mean fucking shit. This is the shit that puts mother fuckers in hospital and dies them.

    They die because of this.

    Fucking tiki fire, respect it.
     
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    I'm sober enough to tell you to stop embarrassing yourself and take your Northern ass to bed.

    And a big enough dick to tell you video or it didn't happen.
     
  6. Ste Fishkin

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    Who the fuck do you think you are, honestly.
     
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    I know who I am. Do you?
     
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    Mhmm... I knew it was a good time for popcorn.
     
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  10. Ste Fishkin

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  12. Ste Fishkin

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    stop drinking popcorn, drink tiki fire like a man
     
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    waiting to hear apricot's vouch
     
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    Pretend I'm flipping you off.

    Except you don't have to pretend.
     
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    Light weight. Try some absinthe then we can talk.. or better still some strong home brewed Poitin, I have this shit at home it's like paint stripper.. great stuff though.
     
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    There is one guy who was drinking Tiki Fire for a year straight and he then became the legend.

     
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    HEY, don't talk to mai dear waif like dat.
     
  19. Ste Fishkin

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    This was 30% more alcoholic than absinthe

    I didn't make it out last night, I was too drunk
     
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  20. AryabhattZero

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    Tiki Fire, I'll try it for sure now.
    I hope Apricot vouches.