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[Thread to chill] Matt Cutts is probably the second coming of Jesus Christ

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by thisigor, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. thisigor

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    Are we the greatest source of evil on the internet?
    If so is Matt Cutts the second coming of Jesus Christ?

    Think about it: He is forgiving our sins and trying to avert us from our Black Hat ways. Penalties and manual webspam actions are the embodiment of his love. Link building, guest posting, 301 redirects and scraping are EVIL.

    To find out more I'm going to watch The History Channel and maybe send an email to Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - unfortunately his email address has an autoreply system with this message: "I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens".
     
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    google is run by aliens, and it the first step to rule the world:why:
     
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    Haha I'd say that The Google Bosses were a "God Collective" and that we are the Romans trying to put Cutts (Jesus) up on the cross!!
     
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    matt-cutts-transparency-meme.jpg

    A meme is worth a thousand words.
     
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    Well, given the fact Internet is like a second world, internet is not only about rising in serps. More likely, we're an evil subgroup of the internet. I'd say the real antichrist are hackers who steal milions worth databases or access them to change and fuck up what is happenin around, while Jesus.s are all the fancy guys tryin to make systems to avoid it happenin.

    Whatever way you see it, though, the blackside will always rise [again and again] on the internet.