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This old man got kicked out of his nursing home for hiding a prostitute under his bed

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Trepanated, May 16, 2015.

  1. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    This is my favourite news story of the week and it put a great big smile on my face.

    http://www.timesherald.com/general-...ing-subsidy-after-being-found-with-prostitute

    The elderly nursing home resident, who is in his 70s, got caught hiding a prostitute under his bed and got evicted from the nursing home.

    But he's even more of a rebel than that. Guess how he paid for the prostitute...

    He got the funds to pay for prostitutes by running an alcohol selling business in the nursing home - " the man was a "more mobile gentleman" who went on booze runs for his neighbors"

    If you're going to grow old, do it in style.

    The story reminded me of one of my favourite movie quotes - Steve McQueen at the end of Papillon.

    'Hey you bastards, I'm still here!'
     
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  2. jamesjk1

    jamesjk1 Senior Member

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    I was eating a Granny Smith earlier.

    She didn't seem to know what was happening but at least she was grateful.

    j/k ;)
     
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    mnzxc123 Newbie

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    good, thanks i like it
     
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    At least he wasn't hiding her under someone else's bed. xD
     
  6. tsubibo

    tsubibo Registered Member

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    Now that is one bad ass grandpa. I hope I had him as a grandfather. He would have been grandpa of the year. Lol.
     
  7. birddogging

    birddogging Registered Member

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    Now thats the way I`m gonna be when its time to give up the ole homestead, hookers, booze, pot and more pussy from old ladies than one manwhore can handle lol this is funny as hell.
     
  8. camSUFC

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    Haha this is something my grandad would do ;)
     
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    No Prostitute for Old Man